TIME FOR ANOTHER THREAD GAME!

[Joshlisthaus]

Here is how this one works. Post a superpower that would be totally awesome to have, then someone else replies with a limiter. Here is an example:
Joshlisthaus says:
Able to teleport anywhere in the world instantly.

Reply:
Cannot not teleport your clothes.

 

[Lizooki]

Ability to read women's minds. (since it's make believe, might as well shoot for the moon!)


Matt

 

[drkelly]

Only when you are having sex with them.


Ability to fly like a bird.

 

[BrianGreen]

Always constipated.


Ability to pull a $100 bill out of your pocket every time you put your hand in your pocket.

 

[RobMcBee]

pockets lined with razor blades


telekenesis

 

[fordwheelinman]

Only while asleep.


Super human strength

 

[Dylan W.]

only while sitting on a toilet



the ability to shoot lazer beams from my eyes

 

[RobMcBee]

only while staring at your own crotch

invisibility

 

[Stuntman Autoworks]

only in a dark room


run like superman

 

[RatLabGuy]

Only when naked

Laser vision

 

[87GMCJimmy]

but only for cooking food

can fly

 

[mommucked]

only with eyes closed tight

talk to animals

 

[Croatan_Kid]

only while having sex with them


ability to be fluent in every language

 

[dkrajcovic]

only on the toilet


to have x-ray vision

 

[Stuntman Autoworks]

only works on guys


ability to breath under water.

 

[RatLabGuy]

only bathtub water

Incredibly handsome

 

[barnee]

Only to ugly women.

Ability to control others thoughts.

 

[RatLabGuy]

But not his own!

Has giant shlong

 

[RobMcBee]

but inverts around women

spidey sense

 

[mommucked]

Is very acute, and informs you with uncontrollable diarrhea

shoot lightning from fingertips

 

[HAPPY]

Only when you are picking your nose

Run like the Flash

 

[RobMcBee]

only when you have a case of previously mentioned diarrhea


bulletproof

 

[Croatan_Kid]

only when the song "Titanium" is playing in the background

Have Midas' touch (turn everything to gold)

 

[mommucked]

No immune system, must live in a sterile invironment or a spacesuit

put anyone or large groups of peeps asleep/unconscious at will instantly just by looking at them.

 

[Croatan_Kid]

only work on dudes


extremely heightened sense of hearing