TIME FOR ANOTHER THREAD GAME!

[Stuntman Autoworks]

your in a coma the whole time

Be able to control others thoughts

 

[mbalbritton]

But their only thought is to ass rape you.

Ability to know exactly what happened to the Malaysia plane and why and shut every one up about it.

 

[dkrajcovic]

but can not see or speek

can fly at will

 

[mbalbritton]

Unfortunately only fly into brick walls at super sonic speeds.

Ability: super strength

 

[strange1]

Only while masturbating.

Time travel.

 

[XJfreakHO]

Only in the form of a transexual midget with a peg leg.

Ability to commit crimes without consequence.

 

[GotWood]

But get arrested regularly for crimes you didn't commit.


Can stop time.

 

[Dylan W.]

but your breathing also stops during the same time frame.


the ability to live in any environment,including , water,space and on other planets

 

[GotWood]

But have no transportation.


Never need sleep.

 

[mbalbritton]

But you're perpetually hungry.

Ability: to walk through any solid matter.

 

[Jake.]

As long as it's feces.

Bodily immunity to any and all drugs.

 

[GotWood]

Sorry, I see no advantage to that...

 

[XJfreakHO]

Im with GotWood... What a waste of money!
Skipping you Jake!

But you're perpetually hungry.

Ability: to walk through any solid matter.

But must suck your fathers dick once a day to maintain this power (Yeah, because fuck you thats why lol)

Ability to remember your most drunken of nights in vivid detail (haha, I wish)

 

[mbalbritton]

Im with GotWood... What a waste of money!
Skipping you Jake!




But must suck your fathers dick once a day to maintain this power (Yeah, because fuck you thats why lol)

Ability to remember your most drunken of nights in vivid detail (haha, I wish)

But your most drunken nights all you did was suck your dads dick (Yeah, because fuck you thats why lol)

Ability to make everyone laugh until they pass out.

 

[mommucked]

only by showing them your junk

ability to make bad people vanish from this earth magician style w a puff of smoke, w a preference for self serving politicians

 

[XJfreakHO]

But each time you use the power it takes 20 years off your life. (So sacrifice yourself haha)

Immortality.

 

[mbalbritton]

But only if you live in a gay community and and get pounded by Bubba each day.

Omniscience.

 

[XJfreakHO]

But only if you live in a gay community and and get pounded by Bubba each day.

Omniscience.

But your a def mute with no hands so you cannot tell anyone anything.

The ability to clear a building with a single fart.