TIME FOR ANOTHER THREAD GAME!

[Stuntman Autoworks]

Only babies crying


Walk on water.

 

[87GMCJimmy]

only swimming pools

can walk through walls

 

[Stuntman Autoworks]

only bathroom walls but your clothes dont make it through with you.

can levitate vehicles so I don't have to buy a lift.

 

[mommucked]

only while you hands are on your hips,remove one hand, it comes crashing down

weld metal with pointy finger

 

[Joshlisthaus]

You feel the burn!

Ability to control time.

 

[BrianGreen]

Only while sitting on the toilet.


Never get tired.

 

[Joshlisthaus]

(Never get sleepy): Afraid of the dark
(Never fatigued): Drenched in sweat at the first sign of exercise

Ability to control good fortune

 

[Stuntman Autoworks]

Has opposite effect on the person you care most for. For example you win the lottery they go broke.

Teleport

 

[zuke]

Always arrive 4 feet above ground.

Jedi Mind Trick

 

[fordwheelinman]

Only works on Australian aboriginese people over the age of 100



Ability to command the weather

 

[mommucked]

Only while piloting a hang glider

immune to any poison, animal or man made toxin.

 

[barnee]

Only while at a hospital.

See the future.

 

[Joshlisthaus]

In 1 million year increments

Fire breath

 

[dkrajcovic]

only when sleeping

jump high

 

[Joshlisthaus]

Cant jump when sober

Can recall all information ever learned.

 

[zuke]

Must Sing "Somewhere over the Rainbow" and click heels 3 time to recall information.

Super human Hearing.

 

[Dylan W.]

while riding on the back of a moped with another dude.


the ability to control animals like Crocodile Dundee

 

[barnee]

Only after animal has bittten you.

Ability to raise the dead.

 

[mbalbritton]

Only while having sex.

Ability to control water

 

[fordwheelinman]

Only while handcuffed, gagged, and blindfolded.


Super human healing

 

[Stuntman Autoworks]

But when you heal yourself someone else you may or may not know dies.

Turn water into gas or diesel fuel.

 

[Joshlisthaus]

You'd die instantly because all of the water in your body converts to diesel or gas...

Convert water into gas/diesel

 

[77GreenMachine]

Takes 100 gallons of water to equal 2 gallons of fuel.

Ability to be in several places at the same time.

 

[mbalbritton]

Takes 100 gallons of water to equal 2 gallons of fuel.

Ability to be in several places at the same time.

unfortunately it's an arm here a leg there...

Ability: transfiguration

 

[mommucked]

effect lasts for 96 hours

live forever, never age