Urinal or stall?

Urinal or stall to go number 1?

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CThurmond said:
Urinal , why so many stall?

Real question is farting allowed at urinal ...
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Yes, it's much better than a horrible bowl blasting fart/shit sound in the stall beside the urinal, when that happens I have to hold my breath while I finish pissing and leave w/o washing my hands. ............I guess nobodies pissed in a trough urinal, at a dive bar, around midnight, staggering drunk, and having trouble hitting the trough, but not the guy who got too close, pissing on his leg/shoes? urinal over the trough any day/night.
 
I walk outside more often than not. I'll walk past a bathroom to go outside and piss.
 
EdJonesJeeper said:
Are you Elijah wood sized?

I always slap my tie over my shoulder.
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Watch a slow-motion closeup of a stream splashing sometime. You can't see it normally, but it's amazing how far that shit goes.

I generally avoid the problem by not wearing ties...
 
Bogleparsons said:
as a follow up how many of you stall users are sitting when you pee? :flipoff2:
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Sign on the door clearly states: please put toilet seat BACK UP when you're done peeing.
 
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Depends. As long as the urinals are all flushed and not leaking, I will generally use them, but if they are unflushed I will pass them to hit the stall. Just the idea of someone else's piss splashing on me is kinda gross. As a side note, I will generally hold a shit and risk shitting my pants before dropping a deuce at in a Walmart bathroom.
 
Urinal is first choice and screw personal space! If you don't want company hit the stall! I ain't starting or participating in conversation while I'm taking a leak. So keep your trap shut, and if you miss and I feel stray splatter be prepared for me to assert dominance and fire back!

How many have used the trough!
 
I remember the race track used to have a big trough full of ice. That was the best.
 
If there's another dude there, I definitely use the urinal. Pick the one right next to him, flop it out, and strike up a conversation. Duder could be 6'-8" and 300#, but you pull some shit like that, and his nuts suck right up inside.
 
What I don't understand is that many men at work feel the need to throw their arm over the urinal divider wall as if they need it to keep from falling in the floor. Dude, that divider is there to keep you on your side, and me on my side! For that reason, if I walk in and someone is there, I'll hit a stall.
 
kaiser715 said:
OC stall, concealed urinal. Don't want my back turned and two full hands.
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So your one of those old guys who hold one hand over their head,bracing themselves against the wall,while they try to squeeze the last drop out???
I pretty much use whatevers open,my son on the other hand is almost always a stall.The only exception is if the last two urinals are open and he can get the last one,next to the wall,with me beside him.Now he'll drop a deuce anywhere/anytime he feels the need,even at the funeral home.
 
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I never put this much thought into it.
If I need to piss I piss.
First acceptable receptacle I use. If a urinal is open I am pissing there. Even if its the middle one and both sides are in use. Dont care gotta piss.

Same goes for taking a crap. Guess because I have road warriored for so long. Dropping a load in a public restroom is a normal weekly (at a minimum) occurence for me. If its close to clean. Flush. Quick seat wipe down. Flush again. Sit, shit and get. Was talking to a good friend who is likewise a road dog for a decade and he still builds nests to shit on. This is a 6'5" 280lb dude and he build a tp nest to shit on. Who the fawk has time for all that?
 
Ron said:
I never put this much thought into it.
If I need to piss I piss.
First acceptable receptacle I use. If a urinal is open I am pissing there. Even if its the middle one and both sides are in use. Dont care gotta piss.

Sit, shit and get. Was talking to a good friend who is likewise a road dog for a decade and he still builds nests to shit on. This is a 6'5" 280lb dude and he build a tp nest to shit on. Who the fawk has time for all that?
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Sometimes you just need an "Ass Gasket"
 
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OK so as long as we're on the subject - when using the urinal, where do you aim for?

If you go straight ahead, it tends to be quieter (no loud splashing, just sliding against the porcine, but too high and you get some splashback.
Going for the drain or water pool is tempting, but noisy and again, splashes. I usually try to find that sweet spot where the arc meets the back just right so it slides down.

Related: science behind where to pee
http://theweek.com/articles/456790/best-way-pee-into-urinal-according-science
http://phys.org/news/2013-11-university-physicists-urine-splash-back-tactics.html
 
I am for the guy beside me's shoe
 
Ttailhugger like reading about guys aiming their junk.
 
Ron said:
I am for the guy beside me's shoe
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If I find myself beside you at a urinal it's going to literally turn into a pissing match!
 
RenegadeT said:
I like to find the sweet spot on the after dinner mint where it maximizes bubbles and foamage
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The mint thats beside the skoal bandit and three pieces of green chewing gum??
 
I've actually taken to peeing in one of my drain pans in the work van then dumping it in the waste oil, washed out with brake cleaner, restrooms at some of my customers are worse than most gas stations and fast food joints. If I gotta drop a deuce, I've been known to drive several miles to find a suitable facility.
 
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