Who showers with their significant other?

Who showers with their significant other?

  • Never

    Votes: 15 32.6%

  • Less than 50%

    Votes: 20 43.5%

  • More than 50%

    Votes: 7 15.2%

  • Always

    Votes: 4 8.7%
  • Total voters
    46
Nope. Maybe if we are on vacation with somewhere with a big shower. My wife also baths with lava, we have a small shower, and the same reasons listed above.
We have a large jacuzzi tub, we’ve both been in there one time but it wasn’t nearly as sexy and fun as they portray in movies. It was more like a tub of lard.
 
Heck no, I need my lava water all to myself! @Mulishajoe is at work by the time I get my ass in the shower & he usually showers at night. There's nothing fun about trying to shower with a sasquatch :laughing:

And I know we're oddballs in this arena - but we don't share bathroom time either. You gotta piss or drop a deuce, it's going to be in a different bathroom.
 
jeepin' jen said:
And I know we're oddballs in this arena - but we don't share bathroom time either. You gotta piss or drop a deuce, it's going to be in a different bathroom.
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100x this.

I was taking the browns to the superbowl recently and Lin walks in and starts asking non time sensitive finance questions.
I was like, how TF long we been together? WTF is wrong with yo ass, cause mine stinks right now and smells so bad my brain is shutting down for self preservation. Git yo ass in the other room and we talk about that shit after I finish this shit.

women.
 
So...I don't have anyone to shower with. That's not an invite for any of you weirdos either! My shower isn't exactly sized for two people anyway. I enjoy actually washing myself alone, especially if I'm really dirty. Showers together are just an excuse to touch fun bags...which is always a good time.

Women like them boiling hot showers so they have time to scorch their inner demons. Or bond with them. Not sure. 🤔
 
Ron said:
100x this.

I was taking the browns to the superbowl recently and Lin walks in and starts asking non time sensitive finance questions.
I was like, how TF long we been together? WTF is wrong with yo ass, cause mine stinks right now and smells so bad my brain is shutting down for self preservation. Git yo ass in the other room and we talk about that shit after I finish this shit.

women.
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Roger, Roger.
After two and a half decades together, not much is off limits. But this is one.
Even occasionally I'll get a txt "TP emergency!" and it's the awkward toss-it-through-the partially-cracked-door-and-hope-it-hits-her-face manuver.
willness33 said:
Saving water.
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just don't explain why there is extra mess needing cleanup...
 
We shower together often. However, we have one of those small showers, and with a baby belly there ain't much room for me in there at present. Which sucks...
 
I didn't realize I was the minority here. I like the water hot. My wife turns it down, and I complain and tell her cold water doesn't clean, then she tells me that she has regular skin, and I have something akin to rhino hide, so it's warm, I just can't feel it.

Most time before I get out, I turn it up all the way and let it release tension in my nearly non existent neck, my back, and shoulders.
 
fordwheelinman said:
and I complain and tell her cold water doesn't clean...
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Just to be that guy....
*technically* in order for hot water to be any more sanitary than cold water, it has to be so hot it is above scalding for skin. So the notion of using really hot water for cleaning things like dishes etc is kind of a myth.
However things do dissolve better in hot water, which why it just works better from a mechanical standpoint.
So... are you covered in mud? Then yes. Cranker 'er up.

Anyway this is what I tell my wife, who believes the shower should be 200-something degrees and that humans should just not have skin left after bathing.
 
trailhugger said:
All it takes to remove germs is soap and friction.

Friction also helps if the water isn't warm enough.

Now @jeepinmatt and @RatLabGuy have a scientific excuse for harassing their wives.

You're welcome.
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Your argument is solid, but her retort is, "Yeah but I can just crank up the heat and I then don't need that friction, and I get more space to myself, and don't have to think about you peeing in my shower water."
 
orange150 said:
if she wants to join that's fine, but I'm not going to press it.
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Dude, pressing it is exactly what you're supposed to do when she joins...
 
trailhugger said:
Do you pee in the shower and not stand directly over the drain?

Or does she just not trust you?

You can just answer that in your head... we don't need to know.
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The beauty and grace of being a man is you can still pee in the drain from the other end of the shower. All you need is a clear path.

This thought process could also bring another poll. Who pees in the shower with their significant other and is it approved...
 
trailhugger said:
Do you pee in the shower and not stand directly over the drain?

Or does she just not trust you?

You can just answer that in your head... we don't need to know.
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I'm pretty sure you know the answer to both of these.
 
Jay Hickman had a whole bit about this.
About someone being dumb enough to get out of the shower to piss. "You got be a dumb MF'er to get out of the shower to take a piss. Especially when I can just point that thing towards the drain and watch it go down. Unless you are in there with someone else and then its 'Dont be pissing on my Got Damn FEET' - which brings up why you are in the shower with another dude to start with. "

From there it devolved into a current day inappropriate AIDS joke...
 
BigClay said:
So I would like to add a caveat to this there should be a category for “those with kids under the age of 10” and “all others”. My wife can’t leave the room for more than half a second before one of the kids is saying “where is mommy” and then they go look for her... so our opportunities to have an uninterrupted shower together are slim to none on a regular basis unless we want to answer a million questions as to why and those questions and answers be repeated to everyone we ever meet at church/grocery store/family function/stranger on the side of the road for evermore.
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Amen to that. We used to shower/bathe together all the time...and then a second time to get clean again. Probably why we have 3 kids in such a short amount of time. However, with the brilliant thought of just locking the door, then we wind up with a 4yr old knocking on the door...'mommy what are you doing, pooping???'...'ok you're not pooping, daddy are you pooping'. And if that doesn't take the steam out of the shower, a 2.5 year old is now interested in making the same noise her sister is, and they both think it's fun, so we have two children knocking on the door. And if I've eaten my wheaties that day, so I take an extra 30 seconds...it kinda freaks you out when you start seeing fingers under the door and you realize your kids are peaking under the door and start yelling 'peek-a-boo'. Heaven forbid you make any noise.
 
UTfball68 said:
Amen to that. We used to shower/bathe together all the time...and then a second time to get clean again. Probably why we have 3 kids in such a short amount of time. However, with the brilliant thought of just locking the door, then we wind up with a 4yr old knocking on the door...'mommy what are you doing, pooping???'...'ok you're not pooping, daddy are you pooping'. And if that doesn't take the steam out of the shower, a 2.5 year old is now interested in making the same noise her sister is, and they both think it's fun, so we have two children knocking on the door. And if I've eaten my wheaties that day, so I take an extra 30 seconds...it kinda freaks you out when you start seeing fingers under the door and you realize your kids are peaking under the door and start yelling 'peek-a-boo'. Heaven forbid you make any noise.
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Glad my kids are 16 and 18 and probably too grossed out to question it.
 
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