You know what pisses me off

Ron

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I hate regular soda, it tastes digusting and as a borderline diabetic it endangers my health. Just Monay I ordered a Diet Soda and the lady gave me regular. If Ii wsnt watching with my eagle eye I could have been killed or even worse!!!

So this got me to thinking. I dont drink regular soda, so obviously its not necesary. Why don't they just ban the shit?
Water, tea, coffee, and diet soda should giv everyone enough choices.

NO MORE SODA. Plus it makes kids obese and stuff. And obese kids get picked on, and picked on kids get bullied, and bullied gets try marijuana, marijuana is a gateway drug, gateway drug users end up smoking crack, crack smokers make crack babies, and crack babies cost us all money. Fix the national debt ban soda.































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Ron, Put the bong down...
 
if you are gonna ban soda then you need to ban it all regular and diet..

of course then the gov't is now telling what I can and can not drink which just pisses me off.. so you can not drink regular and I will not drink diet and we will both be happy :)

the funniest thing to me is when some orders a meal and then gets the biggest diet soda to go with it and they think it is now ok since it is diet. are you kidding me, some people are idiots..
 
You should sue the waitress, the restaurant, the soda company, the state gov, and the federal government for allowing this to happen. Then go on disability and get food stamps because you can only support one household on the multimillion dollar settlement.
 
We need a fucking rally at the State House.
 
I quit drinking sodas(diet and regular) two months ago. Lost a few pounds and feel better, I think it made cheap beer taste even better though:D
 
They really need to ban soda in recloseable containers. It allows you to be distracted by the opening and closing of the bottle...
 
At least two people got it...my work here is done.
 
know what burns my ass?


a flame about 3 feet high:fuck-you:

i know what you mean ron, i am diabetic and when i eat fastfood i have to pay attention, they will try to slip you the regular stuff
 
I quit drinking soda years ago. I drink water all day long, and a V8 with my lunch.
 
I had a Mt Dew Throwback for breakfast.


Delicious.
 
Throwback is what it used to taste like back in the 80s.
 
bought a case of those just to try them. believe it or not i like the regular stuff better (with the corn syrup instead of sugar). scary.

i feel for anyone who resorts to drinking V8. yuck!

It took a little while to get use to the taste, but now I like it. My doctor recommended drinking one a day.
 
they have a ton of sodium in them

I don't have trouble with high blood pressure. My stats were 115/65 with a pulse of 53 at the CVS last week. I have PVC's though.
 
well my dad has the worst heart problems of any man I know. the doctors give you a rating (1-5) based on your case. 5 is pretty much the worst and he gave my dad a 5+. in his 20 some years of being a doctor he said he's only given that rating to roughly 6 people. so I keep up with stuff like that.

anyway, I think I successfully destroyed the funnay from this thread. Ron, better start another.
 
Nah, you raise a good point. There's a lot of sodium in a loooot of things. Canned soup is one of the biggest offenders! And although there is still debate as to the actual contribution of sodium to heart disease, I say we ban canned soup and firebomb the Campbell's plant! Their soup costs too much for what you're getting anyway. I mean, have they bumped their heads or something?!?

(Back on track?)
 
And what is up with all these kids having peanut allergies nowadays? peanuts have a lot of fat and are heavily salted as well. i say we erradicate the entire peanut species!
 
They should put all the warning labels on the bottom of the bottle. That way there is nothing left in the bottle when you are done reading 3 paragraphs.
 
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