(your name) looks like.....

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Body: This is amusing. Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work.





i couldn't decide which i liked best, so i posted all the ones from the first page of results...

Chuck looks like a 70's pornstar
Chuck looks like every Japanese businessman coming home on subway at one o'clock in the morning
Chuck looks like he's brain cooked on catnip and every ankle looks like a fat juicy mouse and he's just about to lose it and go streaking across the lawn to ...
Chuck looks like he's considering his options for a dorito.
Chuck looks like he's ... ok - so if you blur your eyes a just the tiniest bit - chuck looks like he is ...
chuck looks like he knows something no one else does.... wonder what it is?!
Chuck looks like a happy guy.
Chuck looks like they fixed it Not that it needs to be fixed,
chuck looks like a mouse with an analog stick and a duo of trigger buttons
Chuck looks like abe lincoln. ... My girlfriend's kid who is nine says that Chuck looks like his little league coach. AND HE DOES! ...



hahaha....so have fun
 
The rest of them looked like crap and the first one was odd and no one would've understood it. Unless they buy old war figurines so I chose this one....

"Greg looks like the perfect Grandma Bush-approved date for a Bush twin."
 
this was the first one

Carl looks like he's having an orgasm, he shoves the. dead woman away to the floor.
 
It doesn't even matter than Jon looks like a black Fraggle who escaped from a mental institution on Mars.

I think on Jon looks like Mel Gibson in the movie Mad Max. I just hope he doesn't look like him as he gets older.

yea, madmax!
 
I really don't know what Jason looks like.
jason looks like a monkey and has zero personality…
Hey i have a pic of what jason looks like under the mask from Freddy vs jason if anyone is interested.
Jason looks like a midget on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

I'll be sobbing quietly...

J
 
Aaron looks like he’s on something. Way too damn skinny. I’ve always told my sister he was a douche, now someone else agrees with me.

There're flashing lights and blaring techno, and Aaron looks like a monk or something.

First of all, Aaron looks like he's about eleven and there is nothing cute or sexy about the prepubescent chest of a young boy.

Aaron looks like the drummer from WhiteSnake.


at least the last one was kinda cool :lol:
 
Meh

Hilary looks like she's going to the MTV Video Music Awards and Joel looks like he's going to an office party. If Joel is trying to make some kind of ...

This is what Joel looks like when he stands next to a Mustang. Joel standing in front of his Mustang. This is what the Mustang looks like.

oh wow, joel looks REALLY good! lol. thanx for posting. so good too see, he's slowly adding ... He looks like he always has to me, so it just must be you

This is what the name "Joel" looks like in Japanese:. "Joel" in Japanese characters. It is pronounced "JOERU".
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Here's my favorites...
john looks like a monstrous spined robot with a large amount of weapons

John looks like something out of Deliverance

John Looks Like a Lady

John looks like a sweet ride

John looks like the "who's who of being one with nature"
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(in order of appearance)

Dave looks like Ron Jeremy (the porn star from Anal Academy)

Dave looks like an out of control eight year old

Dave looks like a pixie fairy here!

Sean Devine: I ain't you're bitch, Dave. Looks like you're going to have to wait. Dave Boyle: Yeah, but you're someone's bitch, aren't you, Sean?

Sitting cross-legged on the bed of his Fort Bragg apartment, the walls covered with aqua-colored tie-dye fabric, Dave looks like a beached sea god. He's coping with the situation but, like Lord Poseidon denied access to the sea, does not look happy.

Wow
(It's been said That ol' Ratty looks like Harlan Ellison, but I'd say here he's looking more like Norman Spinrad.)
 
Mine just brings up 1000 websites on the movie "Troy" :shaking:


Heres a good one though


  • Troy: Looks like somebody was getting ready to whip up a batch of crystal meth
 
Darrin, looks like you got your "student driver" magnet you need a sign underneath it that says "How's my wheeling? Call (your phone number) vehicle
 
crystal looks like a mirrored mountain landscape due to the base poking up into the crystal
Not sure what that means, but whatever :lol:

Crystal
 
Matt looks like he has just had some speed and is tripping on acid.
Matt looks like he should be a pirate.
Matt looks like he hates .. everyone.
MATT: Looks like some He-Man, some He-Man miscellaneous man figure.
 
Couldn't decide...

... Galen looks like somethin' the dog drug in, with dat red-and-black checkered jacket and a cap with ear flaps. Da lunk walked 200 miles to deliver a letter. ...
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Don't have a checkered jacket...but I've been accused of being a "lunk"

I also think Galen looks like Kevin Richardson from Backstreet Boys. in BSB's Millenium CD, Kevin has this pose Where he's in all-black standing Next to ...
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What's a "Backstreet Boy"?

Galen looks like Charlie Chaplin, LOL... without the tie ofcourse. Still HOT, though! Big Grin McKenzie looks really pretty! I love the way she dresses. ...
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Must book mark this site :shaking:

Galen looks like he's aged about forty years, white hair (he's lost the beard so it's not quite as effective); Laurel is grimacing and has equally-greyed ...
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That is much more like it...
 
Hmmmm

hmmmm...... :confused:
Brian looks like a hobbit in that jungle ...
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When he's sleeping, Brian looks like a blue lump from the street. The first jogger is already bouncing past the Houses of Parliament.
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Brian looks like something straight out of medieval times
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Brian looks like some twisted Wizard of Oz
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Brian looks like a real James Bond
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Brian looks like a ghost of his former self, ashen-faced and hollow-eyed
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Brian looks like he’s going to explode with anger while everyone else looks like they are going to burst out laughing.
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I think that last one is my favorite. :lol:
 
Diane backs up a bit and looks back at the shower curtain. Bobby is pressed up against it like a dead body in the morgue.

Kinky.....
 
Greg looks like he stepped out of GQ, with cropped hair, trimmed mustache and muscular build

Greg looks like he might be about to huskily whisper, "Let's go somewhere private," and run off with Tim to the sauna.

Greg looks like most of the German Dragons that I have purchased.

Greg looks like the perfect Grandma Bush-approved date for a Bush twin

greg looks like he's slowly morphing into a vampire
 
:Rockon: Chris looks like he's furious, like there's a hundred things he wants to say. He settles for "What the holy fuck is going on in your head. ...

Here’s what Chris looks like:. chrislicious.

Chris looks like Vin Diesel! Check it out! :wtf:
 
Dang it! Another Matt already posted. I'll try my first name...

Parker looks like he's talking to the crowd, but we're not hearing a damn thing.

Why does Parker looks like a sissy?
 
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