Douchebaggery, Crocs, and other Footwear Thread

Which would you rather do?

  • Wear Crocs

  • Wear Flip Flops

  • Wear Pink Silk Boxers with Bunnies on them

  • Whine about people who warned you your truck was too big for the trails before you bought it

  • Wear man shoes and socks always, even to shower and bed

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Chuckman said:
somebody tell this power wagon ass hat that a Subaru brat ran the rocky mtn loop AT SPEED!!
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the Subi driver was wearing lace-on shoes. nobody could've done that much badassery that with flippys / crocs
 
I heard or read that " the holes in crocks are where your dignity flows out" or sumthin................that said I have 2 pairs of them one was a gift the other was bought 1 size too big and the only "shoe" I could wear for 3 days when I had a bout of the MFing Gout :kaioken:

crocs are dangerous if you are drunk; on anything slippery, and stairs as said before AND I seem to loose one at the very worst time in my stride, like climbing or going down the deck steps, walking in mud or a minefield of pine cones and or sweet gum balls :kaioken:
 
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I'm not going to name names, but trailhugger is famous for siping her flippy floppies for extra traction. I hear it works like a champ, but I would know first hand. I've never worn flip flops on account of having a penis.
 
shawn said:
I've never worn flip flops on account of having a penis.
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"Penis" means it looks like a dick, but smaller.
Sez a former Stuntcock in the porn bidness!
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For those of you that don't wear flip flops, you don't know what you are missing

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superman27344 said:
What the hell happened?
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Sunburn, not actually me, but I have had some wicked sunburns from where the flops rub the sun screen off my feet when I am walking down to the beach and then that area burns.
 
BigClay said:
Sunburn, not actually me, but I have had some wicked sunburns from where the flops rub the sun screen off my feet when I am walking down to the beach and then that area burns.
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Crocs would have protected those feet.

Or Five Fingers. How have those not made it into this misdirected thread?

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TARider said:
Crocs would have protected those feet.

Or Five Fingers. How have those not made it into this misdirected thread?

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I honestly think these things are worse than crocs. I have seen people wearing them at URE and its just too weird for words.
 
Those things are super weird!
 
Awesome! I'll buy a set right now!
 
I have to admit I have a pair. They work great for paddle boarding or being in lakes and not worrying as much about stepping on something that will cut you.
 
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