Random Thoughts.....

Wife was smarting to me while my son was listening at the dinner table......
Dad:
"Son, marriage doesn't always mean (all access).....sometimes a bouncer is at the door."
Son:
"That bouncer looks a lot like your wife!"
Dad:
"Smart padawan are you, Jedi yet you are not!"
Son:
"Why is this Master?"
Dad:
"The Dark Lord sittith in our presence! During such enlightenment lessons should be acknowledged in secret."

Two of us laughed.
 
We went on a pretty epic mountain bike ride today. My wife did super great. She cleared 3 obstacles that she never has before.
So I stopped by DD and got her 3 munchkins to celebrate.
I had 2 pale ales and a pork burger and fries at Oskar Blues because I'm a fatty in bike shorts.
Great day!
 
I now have adds popping up in three different languages.

Please, I'm not that smart Mr. Algorithm.
 
As a societal observer, I'm amazed at either how few people concealed carry, or how amazingly well they conceal, and I'm pretty certain it's not the latter.
 
jeepinmatt said:
As a societal observer, I'm amazed at either how few people concealed carry, or how amazingly well they conceal, and I'm pretty certain it's not the latter.
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I rarely take mine out of the truck, mist places it’s not worth the bs that could come with someone seeing your gun.

GF has one in her Purse 24/7 but most likely never pull it out


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CasterTroy said:
Concealed is concealed. If you cant do so to the surprise of even your closest circle, you're doing it wrong
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But printing is printing, and even the most concealed will print at times.
 
Most everyone I know carries. Its not hard to conceal honestly.
 
JSJJ388 said:
Most everyone I know carries. Its not hard to conceal honestly.
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Then how do you know they all carry? Is it like people who do CrossFit?
 
It's kinda like crossfit with the bro crowd, they won't shut up about it.

Anyone else wonder how come warm water tastes smooth/round-ish and cold water has that crisp/sharp texture and taste?
 
Drunktaco said:
Anyone else wonder how come warm water tastes smooth/round-ish and cold water has that crisp/sharp texture and taste?
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I literally never thought about it or realized it but now I can’t un-know it!
 
jeepinmatt said:
Then how do you know they all carry? Is it like people who do CrossFit?
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I have a very small circle, we shoot together. Guess I should have worded it differently.
 
jeepinmatt said:
Then how do you know they all carry? Is it like people who do CrossFit?
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Related/unrelated

Last night was taco tuesday. We tend to gravitate to the same habits, so off to the mexican place in High Point we go for dinner. We're seated in a back corner, and few moments later, 3 guys and a girl are seated behind us. We catch a glimpse of them as they came in.

(Painting a picture here so bear with me)

Just my assumptions based on what I saw: She doesn't shave her legs or pits, the dudes ALL had craft beer drinking beards, and one had a man-bun, and all appear to be mid-20's

From just what we heard, they SOUND like High Point University grad students based on the conversation.

Since my wife and I are HUGE people watchers we're actually pretty stoked to hear the potential conversations this crew will entertain us with.

So waitress comes over and tells them about the margarita specials. 2 guys and girl all get margaritas. Waitress tells them a pitcher is cheaper if the last one wanted to join. He declines. Waitress said "are ya chicken?"
Duder pipes up in a much louder/prouder voice and corrects her: "I'm a VEGAN chicken"
(silence)
"Get it? I'm VEGAN...so I'm a VEGAN chicken"
Waitress: "So that's a no?"
 
CasterTroy said:
Related/unrelated

Last night was taco tuesday. We tend to gravitate to the same habits, so off to the mexican place in High Point we go for dinner. We're seated in a back corner, and few moments later, 3 guys and a girl are seated behind us. We catch a glimpse of them as they came in.

(Painting a picture here so bear with me)

Just my assumptions based on what I saw: She doesn't shave her legs or pits, the dudes ALL had craft beer drinking beards, and one had a man-bun, and all appear to be mid-20's

From just what we heard, they SOUND like High Point University grad students based on the conversation.

Since my wife and I are HUGE people watchers we're actually pretty stoked to hear the potential conversations this crew will entertain us with.

So waitress comes over and tells them about the margarita specials. 2 guys and girl all get margaritas. Waitress tells them a pitcher is cheaper if the last one wanted to join. He declines. Waitress said "are ya chicken?"
Duder pipes up in a much louder/prouder voice and corrects her: "I'm a VEGAN chicken"
(silence)
"Get it? I'm VEGAN...so I'm a VEGAN chicken"
Waitress: "So that's a no?"
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just quick question what qualify as a craft beer drinking beard, vs a regular beard or a mans beard?
 
It's in the shoes

Hand made oxfords, vs merrells or steel toe boots

The fact that you live THAT close to Asheville and have to have this explained is disappointing
 
CasterTroy said:
It's in the shoes

Hand made oxfords, vs merrells or steel toe boots

The fact that you live THAT close to Asheville and have to have this explained is disappointing
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Do you know the last time I went to Asheville? Much less down town where the hipsters breed?

I hope danners fall into with the Merrells and steel toes


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So newish car needed a battery .....now I have to reset a load manager monitor, might mean micky mouse made my morning more moronic. Third shit-ft is hitting hard.
Mmmmmmmmm sleepy.
 
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