Biggest douche-mobile

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How many LED's does this douche bag need? Double douche points for the angry head lights
 
which one you supposed to look at when you talk to it?

It's an angry, douche jeep with a lazy eye. Probably just best too avoid eye contact all together.
 
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How many LED's does this douche bag need? Double douche points for the angry head lights

You would not like my son's Jeep...

I tried to teach him better but he has
- 50" light bar above windshied
- 4" pods mounted at windshield hinge "blinders"
- 4" pods under the front bumper
- 20" light bar above the winch
- 4" pods on the back bumper.
 
You would not like my son's Jeep...

I tried to teach him better but he has
- 50" light bar above windshied
- 4" pods mounted at windshield hinge "blinders"
- 4" pods under the front bumper
- 20" light bar above the winch
- 4" pods on the back bumper.

It's a good thing he's cute.
 
You would not like my son's Jeep...

I tried to teach him better but he has
- 50" light bar above windshied
- 4" pods mounted at windshield hinge "blinders"
- 4" pods under the front bumper
- 20" light bar above the winch
- 4" pods on the back bumper.
:eek:
 
You would not like my son's Jeep...

I tried to teach him better but he has
- 50" light bar above windshied
- 4" pods mounted at windshield hinge "blinders"
- 4" pods under the front bumper
- 20" light bar above the winch
- 4" pods on the back bumper.

It's a good thing he's cute.

Actually, to hell with that... No one is that cute. What I want to know is, who bought them?
 
View attachment 210992it had a set of truck nuts but couldn't get it in the picture
I was going to say that picking through that mess and trying to figure out what's in the blue box was more interesting. And for me all that stuff would land in the floor boards. I tend to turn a bit to quick.
 
I was going to say that picking through that mess and trying to figure out what's in the blue box was more interesting. And for me all that stuff would land in the floor boards. I tend to turn a bit to quick.
The blue box is a train pencil sharpener that his son got him. Believe it or not that dish is about a 1/4 deep and stuff doesn't come out of it... To often. Hell he has stuff thrown all over his truck I have to clean the passenger seat out and floor board before I can get in with him
 
I just can't stop laughing at this.
I'd want so bad to go jump in the bed and walk out on the planks to see if the whole truck tipped backwards. Looks like it sticks out 8' or more
Looks like 8ft sheets on bottom, in a 6ft bed. The 2x's are twice as long as the plywood, must be 16 footers. He's got 10 feet hanging out back.
Bet ya that steers great :eek:
I thought I was bad with a couple 16 footers hanging out the back of my sb ram. I had the tailgate down, so "only" 8ft was hanging out. Had a load of roof shingles on the boards, they weren't going anywhere. Plus, I stapled the plastic red flag on the end, so it was all good :D
 
Actually, to hell with that... No one is that cute. What I want to know is, who bought them?
I bought NONE of them
He ( @skyhiTJ )bought some with his own money, (earned (@$5/hr as a construction helper on some flip projects weve done) and his pawpaw bought the rest.

Has less than $250 in all of them though, so at least he is frugal.

Now I did help and teach him to install them including custom switches and a relay bank. I figured if you are going to have a mall crawler, poser, extraordinaire at least do it right...
 
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