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Spotted in High Point today. It was so awful. And of course obnoxiously loud and awful sounding, probably 18 year old country boy wanna be. Had like 8 camo visors hanging from the rear view. I wanted so bad to ask him why, just why. But my wife said no....


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The douchness was strong at Gander Mountain yesterday evening. Both vehicles empty and parked. Wanted to stick around and ask the dumbass in the Jeep why. I just don't understand.
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You spend ridiculous amounts of money on something that you can't showcase unless its dusk/dark/overcast and certainly not while driving...so what do you do?

You pose!

These lights were all the rage at the douche-fest-palooza (Piedmont truck drags and pull) 2 years ago
 
Should have went in and had them announce that somebody in a jeep left their lights on.

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Mangonesailor said:
Just stick a pebble under their valve stem cap. They'll chase the source of their flat tire for weeks!
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Back before everything had TPMS, a wooden toothpick stuck between the valve stem seat in the wheel and the rubber valve stem (and then break off the toothpick so it's invisible) worked great. That's a trick for very advanced pranksters.

Works better after it rains and the toothpick swells.



Or, just really slightly loosen the valve stem core. That's for novice pranksters.



:D
 
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Fabrik8 said:
Back before everything had TPMS, a wooden toothpick stuck between the valve stem seat in the wheel and the rubber valve stem (and then break off the toothpick so it's invisible) worked great. That's a trick for very advanced pranksters.

Works better after it rains and the toothpick swells.



Or, just really slightly loosen the valve stem core. That's for novice pranksters.



:D
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YotaOnRocks said:
Even better take the valve core out and put cap back on. When they come and and see it low they will go to gas station to put air in and whooosh.

Nobody carries spare valve cores.
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Infamous1 said:
A drop of super glue in a valve stem cap and a BB, a three day leak that you will never find.

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Yall are some evil fawkers!

















Thanks for the ideas!
 
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Spotted at Olive Garden in High Point. When you drive a Raptor you can park where you want. It had an UNF sticker on the back glass. Still a douche.


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DB driver in G'boro yesterday. I was doing just over the limit, steady in my lane... he saw the need to cut in on me, then flip me off (you'll see his arm out the window if you go full screen). He cut a lot closer than it looks, that's a 170 degree camera...

Driving a Class A RV brings out the douchebaggery in drivers around you. I can easily pull a couple of dozen things from 8 hours of driving.

 
kaiser715 said:
DB driver in G'boro yesterday. I was doing just over the limit, steady in my lane... he saw the need to cut in on me, then flip me off (you'll see his arm out the window if you go full screen). He cut a lot closer than it looks, that's a 170 degree camera...

Driving a Class A RV brings out the douchebaggery in drivers around you. I can easily pull a couple of dozen things from 8 hours of driving.

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Just spent 23 seconds waiting for it... Guess it was the first guy in the Silver car? Camera lens must really be messing with things.
 
kaiser715 said:
DB driver in G'boro yesterday. I was doing just over the limit, steady in my lane... he saw the need to cut in on me, then flip me off (you'll see his arm out the window if you go full screen). He cut a lot closer than it looks, that's a 170 degree camera...

Driving a Class A RV brings out the douchebaggery in drivers around you. I can easily pull a couple of dozen things from 8 hours of driving.

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...WTF I see 3 wide open lanes , I guess he thought you should be in the right one?
 
kaiser715 said:
Silver car. Lame dashcam video, but it pissed me off.
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And people wonder why I have a dash cam in my truck.

I almost got T-boned by someone rolling through a red during the quick winter storm we had this year in K-ville. The roads were clear downtown, but this dickhole rolled through the red to turn right and missing my rear quarter panel by about 2'. Funny thing was that we were heading to the ABC store on 66, rolled in and saw they were closed, and when we were leaving the immigrant douche was blocking the way out in the turn lane to get into the ABC store.

Told the wife to look out the back window, pulled out, cut to the left, and floored it. I covered his windshield with road slush.

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...WTF I see 3 wide open lanes , I guess he thought you should be in the right one?
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He's in the lane that is not terminating, so he is already in the lane he should be in. G35 probably came in on the ramp and kaiser was probably "in his way," even though it is the responsibility of the person on the ramp to maneuver to merge, not those on the highway to allow it.
 
Mangonesailor said:
He's in the lane that is not terminating, so he is already in the lane he should be in. G35 probably came in on the ramp and kaiser was probably "in his way," even though it is the responsibility of the person on the ramp to maneuver to merge, not those on the highway to allow it.
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Exactly and exactly.
 
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