Douchebaggery, Crocs, and other Footwear Thread

Which would you rather do?

  • Wear Crocs

  • Wear Flip Flops

  • Wear Pink Silk Boxers with Bunnies on them

  • Whine about people who warned you your truck was too big for the trails before you bought it

  • Wear man shoes and socks always, even to shower and bed

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And the douches that wear crocs actually say "time to strap up" when exiting the boat or going for a swim.

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Fabrik8 said:
The mere mention of Crocs makes me rage. They are so ugly that there is no possible reason to own them. Crocs should never be worn, ever. Ever.
Ever.
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This is where crocs are great. When I am going deer hunting I wear crocs until I get in the woods for 2 reasons.
Reason 1 - I stop at the store for a biscuit on the way in and the boots will absorb the gas smell from. I wear my crocs and dont worry about where I step.
Reason 2 - If I wear my insulated boots in the truck for an hour and a half by the time I get to the woods I will have sweated through my socks. Insert crocs and feet are comfy in truck and then insulated boots get added when Im ready to get in the cold.

Plus crocs are great to slide on before going outside to feed the dogs, or to keep near the pool to prevent the loss of sensitive foot bottom skin to hot concrete.

But yeah, if you wear crocs out in public for nearly any reason you probably like to see twigs and berries up close.
 
Ron said:
This is where crocs are great. When I am going deer hunting I wear crocs until I get in the woods for 2 reasons.
Reason 1 - I stop at the store for a biscuit on the way in and the boots will absorb the gas smell from. I wear my crocs and dont worry about where I step.
Reason 2 - If I wear my insulated boots in the truck for an hour and a half by the time I get to the woods I will have sweated through my socks. Insert crocs and feet are comfy in truck and then insulated boots get added when Im ready to get in the cold.

Plus crocs are great to slide on before going outside to feed the dogs, or to keep near the pool to prevent the loss of sensitive foot bottom skin to hot concrete.

But yeah, if you wear crocs out in public for nearly any reason you probably like to see twigs and berries up close.
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A regular of flip-flops or sandals will do this same thing for 1/2 the money, and you get to keep your man card too!

My wife's dad wants croc flip-flops, she's getting them for father's day for him.
 
No...flip flops will not slide between your toes when you ae wearing thick wool socks.
 
I can't do the flops or crocs. I do like to wear an old ragged out pair of sperrys
 
I'm a Vans fan. Slips on, dries quickly, no between the toes sunburn and are really comfy on my big flat feet. No charm holes necessary.

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anvilrubi said:
I can't do the flops or crocs. I do like to wear an old ragged out pair of sperrys
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This. Topsiders are what dudes wear when they aren't wearing socks or otherwise want to wear "comfy" shoes.

DSM Turbos said:
I do know a few people that work in hospitals that wear crocs or in kitchens that have to stand all day.
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Meh. Birkenstocks are better for it and will hold up to the occasional boiling to get the funk out. :lol:
 
They should pass a law prohibiting dudes from wearing flip flops. They are definitely girl shoes.
 
1 those are "slides" not flip flops pictured above. I do not have enough skin pigmentation to wear slides. Plus few companies make them in a 14...cross go up to 18s.

I used to love my old school docksiders...they wore out my wife has since bought me three pair of sperry's and they all suck. I don't want cool footbeds I want old school all leather ...can't find those anymore
 
trailhugger said:
Topsiders are what dudes wear when they aren't wearing socks or otherwise want to wear "comfy" shoes.
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I kept deleting and re-writing comments because I couldn't think of something non-offensive to say about topsiders/docksiders. I gave up.

Seriously though, they are to shoes what pleated khakis are to pants. :D
 
Fabrik8 said:
I kept deleting and re-writing comments because I couldn't think of something non-offensive to say about topsiders/docksiders. I gave up.

Seriously though, they are to shoes what pleated khakis are to pants. :D
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So, you wear them four days a week?
 
Fabrik8 said:
I kept deleting and re-writing comments because I couldn't think of something non-offensive to say about topsiders/docksiders. I gave up.

Seriously though, they are to shoes what pleated khakis are to pants. :D
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Skinny pants dude alert.
I demand pleats in my khakis. For a big guy they are mandatory. And I'm not sure how anyone wears skinny fit flat fronts without looking obscene other than women.
 
Ron said:
And I'm not sure how anyone wears skinny fit flat fronts without looking obscene other than women.
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Dudes with small weiners and no ass can pull it off.

<---- not this guy

Shawn: how do these pants look?

Trailhugger: I can see your penis.

Shawn: That's a good thing, right?
 
Ron said:
1 those are "slides" not flip flops pictured above. I do not have enough skin pigmentation to wear slides. Plus few companies make them in a 14...cross go up to 18s.

I used to love my old school docksiders...they wore out my wife has since bought me three pair of sperry's and they all suck. I don't want cool footbeds I want old school all leather ...can't find those anymore
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they still flip and flop. prove me otherwise.
 
Ron said:
I used to love my old school docksiders...they wore out my wife has since bought me three pair of sperry's and they all suck. I don't want cool footbeds I want old school all leather ...can't find those anymore
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Authentic Original 2-Eye Boat Shoe

Only ones I have found that even come close to the old all leather Cole Haan's my father use to have. They must have been at least 20-25 years old by the time I had to retire them. No amount of saddle soap or conditioner could keep the leather pliable any longer. He and all the guys he sailed with swore by those things.
 
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