Ever been banned from anywhere?

Disney World 2006. Supposed to be a 5 yr ban but we went in 2008 without issue

Triangle Towne Center (local mall) - rent-a-cops accused my daughter of shoplifting though she had no packages, nothing was in the car and they didn’t have her on camera doing anything. They just “felt” that she was going to shoplift, so they decided to be proactive. Guess they felt that I wasn’t as understanding as I should be, so we both got banned for 12 months
 
I got banned from a gravel parking lot in Siler City for a year when I was a teenager. Long story, but it involved me and two other young men having to pay back the power company for a transformer, pole, and air brake switch. Probably would have gotten criminal records if one of the other guys wasn't a cop's kid.
 
A movie theater back in my wilder days...
Myself and female companion were asked to never come back. So I took her home and came back with a different chick.

A McDonald's back in HS when me and 3 buddies flipped a broken down car over on it's roof. Just to see if we could. Stupid move but fun.

The West Motel in "downtown" Murphy on a Tellico trip back in 2001. A drunken and somewhat wise @ssed version of me called the motel owner (of Middle Eastern lineage) Osama Yo Mama after he asked me to cease with the welding and grinding in his parking lot.
 
I once got thrown out of a Taco Mac in Chattanooga for screaming Full Metal Jacket quotes in the waiter's face. Outside we were carrying on down the street when we see cops roll in. This couple comes down the sidewalk and says, "hey guys, those cops are for you".... [Insert scooby doo running sound]
 
so am i the only one waiting for Fuller to show up?

damn missed that. thnx @CasterTroy
 
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Hampton Inn Auburn, Al
Kart track in Pageland, SC (competitive racing track not spend $20 and ride track)
An all you can eat Chinese food joint....thought that was my friend Big Todd's fault, not mine.
 
Banned from the Taco Smell on Eastchester in HP.

Buddy and I were walking in, he saw a "Gay looking PT Cruiser" and decided it would be funny to act like he was bashing the front of it in with his foot. Owner saw it, came outside, words were exchanged, we went inside to order our food, dude came back in and started up again. My buddy started acting crazy and just messing with the guy and the manager kicked us out and told us we were banned. I believe the last thing my buddy yelled out before he exited was "This food gives me diarrhea anyway"
 
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An all you can eat Chinese food joint....thought that was my friend Big Todd's fault, not mine.
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you go NOOOOW!! You here 4 hour. You eat like kiwwa whale.

 
Dick's at MB...they put a cone shaped hat on my head that said something derogatory in which I poked to eye holes, crossed out what they wrote, wrote grand wizard on it and pulled it down over my face. This was after throwing dinner rolls across the restaurant at my buddy, I was young and used to drink too much. Upside is they didn't put any stupid hats on anyone else in our group.
 
Ft. Hamilton in NY, life time ban in 1994. I'll just say the base commander didn't appreciate the party and passed out girls. Especially 2 of his MP's getting their ass kicked by a young carnie.. 48 hours later I was out and had a life time ban.
 
As much as I d like to post a big long list I cant really think of/remember being banned or kicked out of anything.
 
I have been banned from a couple places over the years.

Boone area bars;
Machado's, at least a half dozen times
Boone salon, twice
Caribian cafe
Murphys, twice
Mike and willys
Parthanons
Boone saloon, twice

3 different bars, a nasty strip club, toys r us, and perkins in Johnson city, tn

2 hotels, amusement park, and 2 bars in myrtle beach

Strip club, and adjacent hotel in Greensboro

Cherokee casino, and small crappy cabin rental place across the road.

Bar in Nassau

Hotel, and gas station in pigeon forge

The 19th hole in banner elk

Hawksnest ski resort

Brice ski resort, and their hotel

Bar at snowshoe ski resort

I tend to make friends everywhere I go!!
 
Oh yeah. Every ski resort in NC for me, like every year between 1992-1997. Sometimes two or three times a year. The ski patrol knew me by name and recognized my outfit. I ended up switching outfits with friends which ended up getting them banned as well. Eventually it became a game to us. :lol:
 
Carowinds circa 2005ish.
I wasn't, but should have been!
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Four of us were “ asked to leave “ Shirley’s Topless in Raleigh. Never went back. Is that the same as being banned? My wife was with me and another couple. Sounds kind of weird now, I thought it was pretty funny
 
I'm a decent, respectable person like @1-tonmudder so I haven't really been banned from anywhere that I can recall. I'm also pretty recognizable, so if I did get banned, I'd be fairly easy to spot. Price you pay for being so dang good looking I guess.
 
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