Fun with Euphemisms

[trailhugger]

So, apparently, "Harboring a Fugitive" can mean many things (not just hiding someone from law enforcement)... what would be your first thought?

 

[shawn]

Boogey in your nose.

 

[chris]

I was thinking booger in the nose/cliff hanger as well... Is that what a bat in the cave is?

 

[trailhugger]

Yes, a cliffhanger is the same as a bat in the cave... although Urban Dictionary says that a bat in the cave can also mean the same thing as having to drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[mbalbritton]

sorry, but none beat "I've got a Turtle Head pokin' out!" in a heavy Scotch accent of course.

 

[BRUISER]

dropping the kids off at the pool = you need to drop a stink pickle

 

[trailhugger]

And there I was, just thinking it was a more interesting way to say that I'm pregnant.

 

[exploreit]

When you go to "mail a letter" always check for "postage" on the roll

 

[Black Bear]

i could see any of those working...

 

[Infamous1]

my dad always said " I gotta go see a man about a dog"

 

[Infamous1]

oh and by the title of the thread i thought is was about killing old people!! hahahaha

 

[trailhugger]

oh and by the title of the thread i thought is was about killing old people!! hahahaha

Winner

 

[drkelly]

I voted for dropping the kids off the pool.

Whenever my old roomate needed to crap he use to say, "I've got to go take care of a pressing matter". LMAO!

 

[braxton357]

And there I was, just thinking it was a more interesting way to say that I'm pregnant.

Wait, what?

 

[trailhugger]

 

[VortecJeep]

And there I was, just thinking it was a more interesting way to say that I'm pregnant.

Congratulations!

 

[braxton357]

Who's the father?

 

[Hurley]

BAHAHAHAA

 

[Jason W.]

Congrats girl!!!!!!

 

[Your Hot Dog Guy!]

And there I was, just thinking it was a more interesting way to say that I'm pregnant.

Again! WOW Trailhugger is expecting! Congratulations, that is fantastic news! Hey Everybody Cydney and Shawn are gonna have a BABY!

 

[snappy]

Or a booger fest!! My fav is "im almost touching cloth here!"

Congrats...... hope its a boy to protect the older sister!

 

[trailhugger]

Who's the father?

<maury voice>Brad Carrier... you are NOT the father.</maury voice>

 

[BrianGreen]

Jumper at the door
take the browns to the super bowl
touchin cotton
crowning
turtle head pokin out

 

[GotWood]

How about punching the chipmunk? Not exactly the one u are looking for, but funny just the same.

 

[catfishblues]

Prairie Dogging
Making Hockey Tickets
Going on a Dump Run
Negotiating the Release of the Chocolate Hostage

Congrats on the baby! Good job mixing the news in with a bunch of poop jokes. That's the second best way to make sure all the guys here see the announcement!