Messing with d-bags

ok and back to shenanigans- my dad offers up this - he used to snatch up geese from the local parks and put them in folks' cars. they'd shit all over, and over and over everything.
 
paradisePWoffrd said:
In high school we would put I water hose in their tailpipe during school. Just show starting and sprays water everywhere.

Doing that to a stack would create engine damage I'm afraid. Or a big puddle from the flex pipe.
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I'd think if you just poured about a cup - not enough to 100% block the pipe - it wouldn't damage anything
 
Chuckman said:
ok and back to shenanigans- my dad offers up this - he used to snatch up geese from the local parks and put them in folks' cars. they'd shit all over, and over and over everything.
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That's funny, but seems like a dangerous task, geese can be mean as hell
 
Hwy 42 east coming out of Clayton, traffic light at Glen Laurel and 42, always someone who HAS to blast away from the line in right lane to be "First"

Last night i was in left lane in my beater Tacoma, Douche bag Chevy w/JoCo squat in right lane.

He lost




( i was very surprised, I'd never hit the pedal that hard in the Tacoma, that thing will scoot...:huggy: ) maybe i was the douche bag, no fux given
 
Chuckman said:
anybody remember the front room on the left in circuit city on stratford where they kept all the cool radio stuff? it was dark, loud and expensive!!
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And the best time to buy was the Halloween Monster Sale, or "The Things The Monster Left Behind Sale"
I still have and use a JVC radio cassette player from there.

We would mess with the drag racing d-bags on Stratford by getting side by side and driving 20mph for the whole loop 2-3 times.

Matt
 
Because I was a little redneck in hs and it was funny, I'd take a tub of the worst smelling stink bait left over from the weekend to school and at some point I'd empty a nice glob of it onto the hood of a douche car and then stick a TP square right on top.
The hs staff never could figure out who was taking a dump on car hoods.
 
A doucher I used to work with bought a brand new powerstroke to drive back and forth to work and use when he eventually bought a camper. Initially it was just an 80+ mile a day commuter. I had somehow ended up with a 55 gallon drum of good diesel at the shop where we worked. So me and a couple of guys in the shop took turns pouring a gallon of fuel in his truck everyday from the day he bought it. He bragged about how great that thing was on fuel, best vehicle he ever had, one day he even said "this thing is so good on fuel I think it makes it". When we emptied out the barrel (after a couple of mos LOL) that guy was at the dealer multiple times raising hell complaining that his fuel mileage had went to hell that he would never buy another damn Ford!!
 
Lizooki said:
And the best time to buy was the Halloween Monster Sale, or "The Things The Monster Left Behind Sale"
I still have and use a JVC radio cassette player from there.

We would mess with the drag racing d-bags on Stratford by getting side by side and driving 20mph for the whole loop 2-3 times.

Matt
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back then in HS- I lived in clemmons, and friday/sat night ALWAYS meant cruising on stratford. I had a C7 with a 258 and the bigger weber carb. my uncle had rebuilt the motor and it was quite strong when it was fresh. I outran every CJ with 304/360 in the county because they had the 3 speed and I had the 5 speed. we'd hit the tracks there where they cross 158 in front of the old Hanes outlet and have a straight shot out to the Mickey D' near KKreme and I'd have that thing ROLLING once I got into 3rd. that was when you were battling 144 hp against 150 hp - the playing field for HS kids cars/trucks was dead flat except for big blocks. everything back then was sloooooow. It was an awesome time. we'd have girls literally jumping in that thing at stoplights, it was a pu$$y magnet. Dad knew it and he'd help me take the hardtop off after school on Fridays because it needed to be on to go to school during the week.
 
put the rear axle on bottle jacks. not enough to be noticeable, but just enough so that the tires dont get traction to move, just barely scraping the pavement.

go a step further and pour bleach under the tires, so that when they do spin, the pour out bluish white smoke
 
CasterTroy said:
That would be even BETTER....not hearing them inside the cab, but the world and everyone around can
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I have discovered an old car phone charger that has a spiral wound cord tied and wrapped around the driveshaft works best.

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Chuckman said:
back then in HS- I lived in clemmons, and friday/sat night ALWAYS meant cruising on stratford. I had a C7 with a 258 and the bigger weber carb. my uncle had rebuilt the motor and it was quite strong when it was fresh. I outran every CJ with 304/360 in the county because they had the 3 speed and I had the 5 speed. we'd hit the tracks there where they cross 158 in front of the old Hanes outlet and have a straight shot out to the Mickey D' near KKreme and I'd have that thing ROLLING once I got into 3rd. that was when you were battling 144 hp against 150 hp - the playing field for HS kids cars/trucks was dead flat except for big blocks. everything back then was sloooooow. It was an awesome time. we'd have girls literally jumping in that thing at stoplights, it was a pu$$y magnet. Dad knew it and he'd help me take the hardtop off after school on Fridays because it needed to be on to go to school during the week.
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I grew up in Winston. Used to take my 71 challenger up to Stratford around midnight and go street racing out near Griffith. It was primer gray, tubbed , 440, tunnel ram/2 4's and 4speed. I made much cash with that car.The only car I've ever owned that could leave with the front wheels high. Also had a 1984 maxima (RWD) that I swapped a 280zx turbo motor and 5 speed in , the ultimate sleeper for 1987 and remember this was pre-internet so I had to figure it out, no google search for directions on the swap. I burnt a lot of gas and tapped a lot of ass on Stratford. Damn shame kids can't do that stuff anymore without shooting each other.

As for the DB's I used to carry a box of tooth picks, when someone parked all up on my car or opened the door into the side of it, I'd slide one in the door lock and snap it off. That won't work now with remote locks.
 
CasterTroy said:
Ever remember a burgundy 69 firebird?
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Not right off, but that was during a time when I was developing lots of short term memory loss. There were all sorts of cool rides back then. My buddy use to run a 70 RS/SS split bumper white Camero with a 427, another friend had a '66 chevelle with a 327 that would turn what seemed like 10k rpms. I really miss jumping in something fast , going to Stratford after midnight and seeing the big dogs come out to race. If I had a nickel for every pretty painted 5.0 that I waxed in that maxima …I'd have a few nickels!
 
BIGWOODY said:
Not right off, but that was during a time when I was developing lots of short term memory loss. There were all sorts of cool rides back then. My buddy use to run a 70 RS/SS split bumper white Camero with a 427, another friend had a '66 chevelle with a 327 that would turn what seemed like 10k rpms. I really miss jumping in something fast , going to Stratford after midnight and seeing the big dogs come out to race. If I had a nickel for every pretty painted 5.0 that I waxed in that maxima …I'd have a few nickels!
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Who was the builder that used to do swaps like that into Maximas? Seems like he also built a couple of race-ready Z-cars. Bill something? I always loved that "Budget Beemer" Maxima. Something about it caught my eye and heart back in middle school.
 
Lizooki said:
And the best time to buy was the Halloween Monster Sale, or "The Things The Monster Left Behind Sale"
I still have and use a JVC radio cassette player from there.

We would mess with the drag racing d-bags on Stratford by getting side by side and driving 20mph for the whole loop 2-3 times.

Matt
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Speaking of cassettes.....I just stumbled upon some at the house from the early 90's and thought it would be cool to listen to some shitty audio on the way to work in the beater dd. Slid one in yesterday morning, it won't play, eject, ff or rewind. Radio or cd changer won't play for more than 8seconds. I've ridden back and forth to work for 2days now with no music:kaioken: Harsh reminder of how bad cassettes and the players sucked!
 
BIGWOODY said:
I grew up in Winston. Used to take my 71 challenger up to Stratford around midnight and go street racing out near Griffith. It was primer gray, tubbed , 440, tunnel ram/2 4's and 4speed. I made much cash with that car.The only car I've ever owned that could leave with the front wheels high. Also had a 1984 maxima (RWD) that I swapped a 280zx turbo motor and 5 speed in , the ultimate sleeper for 1987 and remember this was pre-internet so I had to figure it out, no google search for directions on the swap. I burnt a lot of gas and tapped a lot of ass on Stratford. Damn shame kids can't do that stuff anymore without shooting each other.

As for the DB's I used to carry a box of tooth picks, when someone parked all up on my car or opened the door into the side of it, I'd slide one in the door lock and snap it off. That won't work now with remote locks.
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Sounds like ol Franklin Bld down here... Things were fun early in the night, but after all the kids went home things would get even better. Then dumbasses started shooting and breaking into businesses ruining it for everyone...
 
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