Messing with d-bags

catfishblues

catfishblues

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Just curious if anyone had ever considered finding a flatbiller ride left alone in a dimly lit parking lot and quietly flipping the cowl-mounted light bar 180° so that when he turns it on, it's shining back at him?

Or perhaps flipping a roof-mounted bar up and following him to see if it turns off street lights while he's driving?

Not that I would condone this type of hooliganism, I was just wondering if it had happened.
 
Or put a whole bag of zip ties on their driveshaft,or spray a can of great stuff in their smoke stack or train horns,or write wash me in the soot stain all over the side of their white truck from said smoke stack,or have it announced they left their stupid neon headlights in the parking lot,or,well u get the picture.
 
Whatever happened to running a logging chain around the axle and giving enough slack so they can get a good running start before the lamp post/police car/parkbench/etc. really yanks the shit outta them?

*sigh* high school....
 
In the 80s I used to carry a tennis ball in my car ..... bounced it off windshields to set off car alarms.
Because in the 80s, only gold-chain wearing d-bags had car alarms to keep their Blaupunkt safe.

Matt
 
Lizooki said:
In the 80s I used to carry a tennis ball in my car ..... bounced it off windshields to set off car alarms.
Because in the 80s, only gold-chain wearing d-bags had car alarms to keep their Blaupunkt safe.

Matt
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Wow Blaupunkt. I forgot about those.
 
catfishblues said:
quietly flipping the cowl-mounted light bar 180° so that when he turns it on, it's shining back at him?
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This would work on the straight ones, but I tried this.....err I mean, it SEEMS most are curved now if they're long enough for truck windshields (jeep ones are still straight) and won't work :mad:
 
and you got your Pyramid amplifier from The Phone Place in Mocksville
-don't laugh, you know you had one!
 
1-tonmudder said:
Or put a whole bag of zip ties on their driveshaft,or spray a can of great stuff in their smoke stack or train horns,or write wash me in the soot stain all over the side of their white truck from said smoke stack,or have it announced they left their stupid neon headlights in the parking lot,or,well u get the picture.
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Zip ties are my favorite but these douches won't hear them over the stacks and tweets.
 
paradisePWoffrd said:
Zip ties are my favorite but these douches won't hear them over the stacks and tweets.
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That would be even BETTER....not hearing them inside the cab, but the world and everyone around can
 
In high school we would put I water hose in their tailpipe during school. Just show starting and sprays water everywhere.

Doing that to a stack would create engine damage I'm afraid. Or a big puddle from the flex pipe.
 
My wife said that in high school she would smear mayonaise on the windshield wipers of her friends' cars. It would get clear in the heat and then make a hell of a mess once they turned on their wipers. One that I liked doing was stuffing anchovies or sardines in the cowl vents on the hood.
 
A guy on YouTube wired his moms brakes to her horn. Every time she hit the brakes the horn would blare. It was pretty funny, but not something you could do quickly in a parking lot without getting busted.
 
Wes said:
A guy on YouTube wired his moms brakes to her horn. Every time she hit the brakes the horn would blare. It was pretty funny, but not something you could do quickly in a parking lot without getting busted.
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I have a horn on a magnet thats wired to a 4 pin trailer plug. I also have plans for a remote controlled horn to plant on an unsuspecting victim's car.
 
I've put Sardines in a stack.

Ive also read about throwing D batteries into them is supposed to be fun.
 
Dont know, just been told when it gets hot the casing melt and he acid eats a hole in the stack.
 
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