Random Thoughts.....

WARRIORWELDING said:
This thought comes from the wife.....sorta edited for space and time since she's repeating it. Also recorded here for when she questions the cost....


Jaime Johnson:
"You need to get jeep fixed.
We are missing riding in the snow.
Its been two years.
You have to many projects.
Get one done."

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That’s damn good proof!! So get out there and start ordering parts already... before she changes her mind like mine does every 25 mins! Lol
 
@XJsavage
I watched Gummo with wife and Son this weekend.
I've got to say the trailer was better than the movie. That shit was a train wreck, I kept waiting for a story line or something to happen.
Supposed to be in OH but it was obviously filmed in Appalachia.
 
You ever stop to think that your significant other is basically just a manifestation of what makes you horny. Mom, dad...meet Jessica, she has big ol boobies, well...because I always liked jerkin it to big boobies, so figured real life big ol boobies would be even better.

Similarly, when you've been trying to have a baby and you announce it...you're basically just bragging about having unprotected sex. Still not quite sure how to run that one by my father in law...like, what can I say, your daughter is a good lay??? Like mother like daughter???...no that's worse.
 
No fries said:
@XJsavage
I watched Gummo with wife and Son this weekend.
I've got to say the trailer was better than the movie. That shit was a train wreck, I kept waiting for a story line or something to happen.
Supposed to be in OH but it was obviously filmed in Appalachia.
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Xenia Ohio is a real place supposedly.
I warned you, it's F'd up. :lol:
 
UTfball68 said:
You ever stop to think that your significant other is basically just a manifestation of what makes you horny. Mom, dad...meet Jessica, she has big ol boobies, well...because I always liked jerkin it to big boobies, so figured real life big ol boobies would be even better.

Similarly, when you've been trying to have a baby and you announce it...you're basically just bragging about having unprotected sex. Still not quite sure how to run that one by my father in law...like, what can I say, your daughter is a good lay??? Like mother like daughter???...no that's worse.
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This strand of thought has the depth I like.
Parents of girls I've dated have been for the most part pleased with their daughters findings once they cut through the rugged appearance. There have been a few times that I've felt as though they enjoyed my company more than she did. They've asked me, "so did you find the one?" I silently reply back to myself, "No, there are trillions of females in this world. It's impossible to meet every one. I could never live that long and wouldn't want to. I found one that might work, but chances are, I'll be cussing her out on FB over something petty, but thanks for the rum."
 
XJsavage said:
This strand of thought has the depth I like.
Parents of girls I've dated have been for the most part pleased with their daughters findings once they cut through the rugged appearance. There have been a few times that I've felt as though they enjoyed my company more than she did. They've asked me, "so did you find the one?" I silently reply back to myself, "No, there are trillions of females in this world. It's impossible to meet every one. I could never live that long and wouldn't want to. I found one that might work, but chances are, I'll be cussing her out on FB over something petty, but thanks for the rum."
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Dude...that’s a position I’ve been taking for years that make me a terrible monster. ‘I found my soul mate’...no you didn’t...you found the least objectionable person within your search radius that found you least objectionable too. If you went to high school/college somewhere else or lived somewhere else...there woulda been someone else.
 
UTfball68 said:
Dude...that’s a position I’ve been taking for years that make me a terrible monster. ‘I found my soul mate’...no you didn’t...you found the least objectionable person within your search radius that found you least objectionable too. If you went to high school/college somewhere else or lived somewhere else...there woulda been someone else.
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Precisely!! And if, just IF, that one person was met, it would be scary. Almost like meeting a doppleganger except you wouldn't die. Two people getting along 100% of the time together is toxic. Any other times it takes a certain level of malleability to cope with having a companion. That malleability has a whole wardrobe of white lies, tounge biting, soulless smiles and deception by silence. We as humans are accustomed to this. Its what keeps us sharp.
 
UTfball68 said:
Dude...you found the least objectionable person within your search radius that found you least objectionable too. .
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QFT.

UTfball68 said:
Also...me and @XJsavage are agreeing a lot lately after being sworn forum enemies for years...dafuq is happening
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Because Robert is a very thoughtful and smart dude.
If you 2 hook up and get married, can i officiate?
 
Paul said:
QFT.



Because Robert is a very thoughtful and smart dude.
If you 2 hook up and get married, can i officiate?
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Man with that response and the dialogue previous Ya'll make a strong threesome! Man I love NC! :beer:
 
UTfball68 said:
You ever stop to think that your significant other is basically just a manifestation of what makes you horny. Mom, dad...meet Jessica, she has big ol boobies, well...because I always liked jerkin it to big boobies, so figured real life big ol boobies would be even better.

Similarly, when you've been trying to have a baby and you announce it...you're basically just bragging about having unprotected sex. Still not quite sure how to run that one by my father in law...like, what can I say, your daughter is a good lay??? Like mother like daughter???...no that's worse.
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On a side note, I have never been a big fan of the tig old bitties.
Always figured it was a concussion waiting to happen, and I have had a few too many of those.........
 
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XJsavage said:
Precisely!! And if, just IF, that one person was met, it would be scary. Almost like meeting a doppleganger except you wouldn't die. Two people getting along 100% of the time together is toxic. Any other times it takes a certain level of malleability to cope with having a companion. That malleability has a whole wardrobe of white lies, tounge biting, soulless smiles and deception by silence. We as humans are accustomed to this. Its what keeps us sharp.
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You may be mostly right, but I may be the anomaly. Just celebrated 10 years with my wife and I know of 3 fights we've had. 2 of them were about our X's. The other was about my daughter. The last one was over 5 years ago.
 
End of semester gets sorta wrecked, students who where behind due to being late and generally apathetic needs more time...we lost a bit of time but on the average everyone is in a good place and done. Just the way I like it, last week open to explore a bit or pursue advanced technique. Folks are plenty aware that they drag ass and have placed them in this spot.

Dudes worried about their grade, walk into my door at the same pace and rate as usual on the "extra time"...............................................you just can't teach some things.
 
Jason W. said:
Being super fat is not a disability
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So I can't get a retard card for special parking? Then WHY am I even trying!

[puts down bacon egg and cheese krispy kreme donut sandwich with side of gravy]

beep beep beep [sound of motorized scooter backing away from booth I couldn't fit in]
 
Jason W. said:
Being super fat is not a disability,
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Not sure....to this point in my life it has prevented me from bedding a single super model...
 
Ron said:
Not sure....to this point in my life it has prevented me from bedding a single super model...
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money fixes that......don't count @Ron
 
WARRIORWELDING said:
End of semester gets sorta wrecked, students who where behind due to being late and generally apathetic needs more time...we lost a bit of time but on the average everyone is in a good place and done. Just the way I like it, last week open to explore a bit or pursue advanced technique. Folks are plenty aware that they drag ass and have placed them in this spot.

Dudes worried about their grade, walk into my door at the same pace and rate as usual on the "extra time"...............................................you just can't teach some things.
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LM

Have the same thing happen about every semester. The students who are too lazy to do the work during the semester are the first wanting to know why I won’t “give” the x points for a D
 
Another teaching thought: "Wow! Look I got nominated for an award"............mouse click.................
Read.(condensed versions)
Congrats we need.
A written document of education and references.
A statement, something called Pedagogy?
Some references and special letters, etc.........

Mouse click.

Sigh..........delete

"Next" out loud very loathingly.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

Good teachers get rewarded with more bullshit....seems like every other job when you strive to be the best.
 
fordwheelinman said:
If the hair on a person's arm never gets very long, couldn't a bald person get hair transplants from the arm and never need a haircut again?

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I always wondered why people who get/got perms didnt have pubes transplanted to their head........

No more perms?
 
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