Random Thoughts.....

Has the term 'swamp ass' been diluted over recent years??? I see to remember legit swamp ass yielded a swampy smell usually resulting from someone not knowing how to wipe well enough (or sharting and forgetting)...and it also had a bit of a gooey swampy feel between the ass cheeks. But the last few years, as it warms up, folks seem to think 'ass sweat' is also included in the 'swamp ass' category. To me, those are two totally different afflictions, one is a hygiene problem, the other is glandular problem.
 
If a centaur mates w/ a mermaid, they have a 1/4 chance of having a normal 100% human kid.
Thank you Mr. Pennant Square.
 
I've come to the conclusion at almost age 33, that there's an admirable ammount to things I can do, but when it comes to reading a person's body language and nearly all unspoken jestures, I'm not worth a flying f**k.
 
RatLabGuy said:
If a centaur mates w/ a mermaid, they have a 1/4 chance of having a normal 100% human kid.
Thank you Mr. Pennant Square.
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It's been known for a long time.
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1- What dumbass Yellowjacket decides that the middle of my yard is a “good” place to build a nest?

2- How do 10,000,000,000,000 of these fuckers fit in a nest the size of a cantaloupe?

3- How the fuck did they create this in a week?

4- What did they do with the dirt displaced from their hole? I want it back since they no longer exist.
 
BrianGreen said:
1- What dumbass Yellowjacket decides that the middle of my yard is a “good” place to build a nest?

2- How do 10,000,000,000,000 of these fuckers fit in a nest the size of a cantaloupe?

3- How the fuck did they create this in a week?

4- What did they do with the dirt displaced from their hole? I want it back since they no longer exist.
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My understanding is they typically move into an old home from a rodent. So really, it's some other guy's fault....
 
RatLabGuy said:
My understanding is they typically move into an old home from a rodent. So really, it's some other guy's fault....
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Decayed tree root systems too. I've been chasing their tunnels for years at my house.
 
BrianGreen said:
1- What dumbass Yellowjacket decides that the middle of my yard is a “good” place to build a nest?

2- How do 10,000,000,000,000 of these fuckers fit in a nest the size of a cantaloupe?

3- How the fuck did they create this in a week?

4- What did they do with the dirt displaced from their hole? I want it back since they no longer exist.
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Blasting caps do wonders for underground nests. You do lose more dirt with this approach though.....
 
junkxj said:
Blasting caps do wonders for underground nests. You do lose more dirt with this approach though.....
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A pound or so of black powder also works well to get rid of them. As does gas.
 
Or mortars, or tannerite. Or honey badger.
 
20oz drink bottle filled with gas. I just shove it in the hole. Gas goes down, laugh as some are buzzing their life away in the bottle.
 
tknopp said:
Or jeepinmatt. The king of fire.
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Somewhere there's a video of me with a brake parts cleaner torch, lighting a mortar that was covering a yellow jacket hole, that was filled with fresh gasoline.
 
We blew moms crepe myrtle out of the ground one day over some yeller jackets. She walked out the door calm as could be and simply said "there better be a new one in that hole by the time I get back, our Ill put a similar sized hole in you" in the most loving yet terrifying way.
 
Loganwayne said:
that was a real let down....
coming from the guy that wants to burn everything down thats all you got?
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Most of my best work was done in the days before good cell phone cameras and cloud storage.
 
It's hot outside.

Or as they say in England: It's bloody hot outside.
 
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