Random Thoughts.....

The number of emails I get from the Trump have really ramped up in the last week, now averaging 4+ a day.

They must have gotten really freaked out when Sanders dropped out, lol.
 
I must have really been a much more terrible summbitch than I thought in my earlier years of life.

Between the torn quad muscle last year, ball joint breaking in January, mailman backing into my wifes van last month, and now the engine in my car being junk...... I'm getting my ass kicked.

P.S. Who ever thought that the serpentine belts could come apart, wrap themselves around the crank shaft, and push themselves so far down the crank, that they would get caught under the timing belt and jump the timing?

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After not touching a bike in 6 years, I have scratched an itch I forgot I had. I need to hit the trails on two wheels.
 
Woke up at 4am to the dog losing his mind, spot light on the house from a patrol car, and an officer roaming around my property with a mag light in hand....apparently my backyard neighbor had seen someone in her yard or my yard....

So, I get the social contract, we yield certain rights to the police as a result of the job we expect them to perform.....but I will be damned if I like waking up to anyone on my property without my permission.

I assume with so many people out of work, crimes of convenience will probably be on the rise.
 
CasterTroy said:
It's a miracle your dog wasnt shot
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It's a miracle the intruder wasnt shot. Not saying he should have been, but someone snooping around with lights doesnt end well in a lot of areas.
 
Wife: I'm going to trim the hedges

Translation: Get your soldering gun out, because you are going to need to repair the extension cord in about 15-30 minutes.

We need to buy some battery powered hedge trimmers.
 
drkelly said:
Wife: I'm going to trim the hedges

Translation: Get your soldering gun out, because you are going to need to repair the extension cord in about 15-30 minutes.

We need to buy some battery powered hedge trimmers.
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Wire nuts and electrical tape my friend. Ain't nobody got time to solder a drop cord back together.
 
drkelly said:
Wife: I'm going to trim the hedges

Translation: Get your soldering gun out, because you are going to need to repair the extension cord in about 15-30 minutes.

We need to buy some battery powered hedge trimmers.
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worth every penny. Even a $60 black friday cheapie is better than dealing with that cord.
 
So a friend of mine dropped off a case of MRE’s for me today.

I opened it up just to see what was in it and the very first thing I see is...Veggie Omelette with Cheese aka the “Vomelette”.

any ideas on what to do with it?
 
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Drunktaco said:
So a friend of mine dropped off a case of MRE’s for me today.

I opened it up just to see what was in it and the very first thing I see is...Veggie Omelette with Cheese aka the “Vomelette”.

any ideas on what to do with it?
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The Tabasco helps if that one has some in it. Otherwise yes, add bacon. Lots
 
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