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Drinking before 10 am doesn't make you a drunk. It means you're a pirate.

After I quit my job...I had two straight months of half a bottle of bourbon mixed in a full pot of coffee every morning when I woke up, sit on the deck with my dog looking out over the water. Probably the most glorious 2 months of my life.
 
Some fast food joints they have these cool digital drink machines where you can select any of like 50 flavors from a touch screen menu.

These are really neat, but some engineer did not think the pragmatics all the way through.
In a restaurant that is halfway busy or worse, they take FOREVER. You have to click on like 5 screens, with an overwhelming number of choices... And only 1 person can get a drink at a time. Meanwhile the old school row of levers you can just walk up press and go at like 3 people wide.
 
Some fast food joints they have these cool digital drink machines where you can select any of like 50 flavors from a touch screen menu.

These are really neat, but some engineer did not think the pragmatics all the way through.
In a restaurant that is halfway busy or worse, they take FOREVER. You have to click on like 5 screens, with an overwhelming number of choices... And only 1 person can get a drink at a time. Meanwhile the old school row of levers you can just walk up press and go at like 3 people wide.

Engineers can over complicate anything.
 
Some fast food joints they have these cool digital drink machines where you can select any of like 50 flavors from a touch screen menu.

These are really neat, but some engineer did not think the pragmatics all the way through.
In a restaurant that is halfway busy or worse, they take FOREVER. You have to click on like 5 screens, with an overwhelming number of choices... And only 1 person can get a drink at a time. Meanwhile the old school row of levers you can just walk up press and go at like 3 people wide.
I HALE those things. They also put the ice in the same spot, so there is NO Chance of multitasking, and then the stupid thing drips melted ice water in my wrist while I'm filling my drink. Also the first ounce is whatever fruity lemon crap the last guy had, so you have to purge it or it'll taste funny. And everybody who just scratched their butt is touching the same screen as you, right before you take your straw out of the paper and put it in your drink. So at least it's a good way to sample some cherry lemon ice water butt.
 
Acrophobia is defined as an irrational fear of heights. I agree, that seems highly irrational. A fear of falling to your death from the aforementioned heights, however, seems TOTALLY rational.
 
Acrophobia is defined as an irrational fear of heights. I agree, that seems highly irrational. A fear of falling to your death from the aforementioned heights, however, seems TOTALLY rational.
Well its like Jeremy clarkson said - going fast never killed anybody. Its suddenly stopping that will get you.
 
If you sped around town in an old 60"s muscle car you didn't have to worry about that. Those old drum brakes wouldn't stop you for sh*t.
Lol truth!! Just done a 4 wheel power disc conversion on wife's '67 mustang b/c of this.

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From experience with special occasion streaking, nobody ever gets mad at the guy with the smallest gentleman sausage. Be selective on who you hang out with.
 
will there ever be a day when Fab Fours goes out of business and take LED lightbars with them.....
 
After I quit my job...I had two straight months of half a bottle of bourbon mixed in a full pot of coffee every morning when I woke up, sit on the deck with my dog looking out over the water. Probably the most glorious 2 months of my life.
This sounds pretty awesome. Minus the quitting the job.
 
From experience with special occasion streaking,


Ive never reserved myself to special occasions..now Im thinking I should have
 
Ive never reserved myself to special occasions..now Im thinking I should have
First, one must define special occasion. Any day ending in Y is a great example.
 
I was ready...prepared for it for months, saved accordingly. Didn't even start looking for a job for 3-4 weeks. It was a good detox.
Either you are not married or your SO is chill!! Mine would freak.....

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