The Toilet seat

I sit at home, and stand in most public places. I like to take my time. If I rush it, I end up with wet underwear. Getting old sucks, LOL. Some of you guys have some weird views on things.
 
drkelly said:
Some of you guys have some weird views on things.
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Yeah? Well, George, SOME of us don't remove our shirts to squat and pee either :cool:

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Yeah Im not judging anyone...I just...never knew men sitting to pee was a thing.
Not that there is anything wrong with it. I just never knew dudes did it.

NC4x4 teaches me so much about bathroom etiquette though. I mean I never watch others use the bathroom so I just assumed everyone did it the way I did.
Im still confused by the sit and wipe thread a while back.
 
I can set my watch by the morning dump, it's really nice when I'm not bothered. One bathroom house. If I sit in the middle of the night (12-18 into it) I'm not peeing in the sink, watering plants off the porch, peeing in the tub, or missing in the dark!
 
This is funny. It's a constant disagreement between me and the weffa. I think we can share the responsibility of the toilet seat. I can put it up so she has a clean seat and she can put it down to use it. I just saying.
 
Ron said:
Yeah Im not judging anyone...I just...never knew men sitting to pee was a thing.
Not that there is anything wrong with it. I just never knew dudes did it.

NC4x4 teaches me so much about bathroom etiquette though. I mean I never watch others use the bathroom so I just assumed everyone did it the way I did.
Im still confused by the sit and wipe thread a while back.
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And don't forget about the poop knife.

I pee standing up unless I'm taking a dump. Ive never pooped standing up, I'm not that open minded.
 
I have never sat down to pee. I have peed in the shower a few times when I was too drunk to hit the toilet (not to be confused with a regular shower piss) but that's a bit different. In our house I always leave the seat up. My wife doesn't complain about it too much.

@Ron you're a piece of shit. There's noting more infuriating than going to take a dump and finding piss on the seat. Don't even say you don't dribble a little, cuz you do. No one can end a stream perfect everytime.
 
awheelterd said:
No one can end a stream perfect everytime.
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You DO realize his last name is Jeremy right?

If he leaves a dribble it's likely because he bent his knees and dipped it in the water by accident
 
CasterTroy said:
You DO realize his last name is Jeremy right?

If he leaves a dribble it's likely because he bent his knees and dipped it in the water by accident
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It's not even that. What's the leading edge of a toilet seat ?
2-3 inches?
Then you add height there is a 18-24 fall (depending on temperature :flipoff2:) I mean you only need like a micron of force to clear the seat.

It's not perfect. Occasionally the last drop drips on the seat. Then you grab a piece o paper swipe and flush.

So I wipe the seat 1 in 10 times as opposed to lifting and lowering evey time
 
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