The Toilet seat

I sit at home, and stand in most public places. I like to take my time. If I rush it, I end up with wet underwear. Getting old sucks, LOL. Some of you guys have some weird views on things.
 
Some of you guys have some weird views on things.


Yeah? Well, George, SOME of us don't remove our shirts to squat and pee either :cool:

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Yeah Im not judging anyone...I just...never knew men sitting to pee was a thing.
Not that there is anything wrong with it. I just never knew dudes did it.

NC4x4 teaches me so much about bathroom etiquette though. I mean I never watch others use the bathroom so I just assumed everyone did it the way I did.
Im still confused by the sit and wipe thread a while back.
 
I can set my watch by the morning dump, it's really nice when I'm not bothered. One bathroom house. If I sit in the middle of the night (12-18 into it) I'm not peeing in the sink, watering plants off the porch, peeing in the tub, or missing in the dark!
 
This is funny. It's a constant disagreement between me and the weffa. I think we can share the responsibility of the toilet seat. I can put it up so she has a clean seat and she can put it down to use it. I just saying.
 
Yeah Im not judging anyone...I just...never knew men sitting to pee was a thing.
Not that there is anything wrong with it. I just never knew dudes did it.

NC4x4 teaches me so much about bathroom etiquette though. I mean I never watch others use the bathroom so I just assumed everyone did it the way I did.
Im still confused by the sit and wipe thread a while back.
And don't forget about the poop knife.

I pee standing up unless I'm taking a dump. Ive never pooped standing up, I'm not that open minded.
 
I have never sat down to pee. I have peed in the shower a few times when I was too drunk to hit the toilet (not to be confused with a regular shower piss) but that's a bit different. In our house I always leave the seat up. My wife doesn't complain about it too much.

@Ron you're a piece of shit. There's noting more infuriating than going to take a dump and finding piss on the seat. Don't even say you don't dribble a little, cuz you do. No one can end a stream perfect everytime.
 
No one can end a stream perfect everytime.
You DO realize his last name is Jeremy right?

If he leaves a dribble it's likely because he bent his knees and dipped it in the water by accident
 
You DO realize his last name is Jeremy right?

If he leaves a dribble it's likely because he bent his knees and dipped it in the water by accident

It's not even that. What's the leading edge of a toilet seat ?
2-3 inches?
Then you add height there is a 18-24 fall (depending on temperature :flipoff2:) I mean you only need like a micron of force to clear the seat.

It's not perfect. Occasionally the last drop drips on the seat. Then you grab a piece o paper swipe and flush.

So I wipe the seat 1 in 10 times as opposed to lifting and lowering evey time
 
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