- Joined
- Mar 16, 2005
- Location
- Archer Lodge
Reminds me of Alice's Restaurant
I was waiting for an Officer Obie and his 27 8x10 glossy photographs comment...
Reminds me of Alice's Restaurant
Space between you and the car in front of you large enough for another car to get into? I don't understand, this does not compute.When you leave space between your vehicle and the one in front of you to safely stop or perform an evasive move and someone thinks you were reserving that space for them. You should immediately be able to put them in to the wall with no repercussions.
It does in a company vehicle.Space between you and the car in front of you large enough for another car to get into? I don't understand, this does not compute.
On the clock driving is completely different than off the clock. Anyone that gets a speeding or aggressive driving ticket on the clock should have to pay triple.It does in a company vehicle.
Space between you and the car in front of you large enough for another car to get into? I don't understand, this does not compute.
Call the local farm seed/fertilizer place and order a ton of chicken $h!* to their address. Special instructions to just dump it in the yard. Shouldn't cost you much.View attachment 243111 Lazy fuckers who litter! I live on a parish (county to the rest of the world) road. It dead ends at the gate to my property/driveway. There is a small turn around before my gate and for the second time since we have lived there some twat waffle has decided to dump a pickup load of household trash in the turn out. This time I got that ass though because the ignorant fucks left their mail in plain sight so got some pictures and stopped by the sheriffs office this morning and filed a police report. I hope those fuckers pay dearly.
BrilliantCall the local farm seed/fertilizer place and order a ton of chicken $h!* to their address. Special instructions to just dump it in the yard. Shouldn't cost you much.
Just make sure you tell them you have a spreader and skid steer to load it yourself.Call the local farm seed/fertilizer place and order a ton of chicken $h!* to their address. Special instructions to just dump it in the yard. Shouldn't cost you much.
I like seeing the pics online where the FD has broken out a cars windows and ran their hose right through the car.People that park in the fire lane at the store. I don't give a damn if it is just to walk in and buy a pack of smokes. Park your lazy ass in a spot like everyone else. I wish they would start ticketing them for it.
Some good truths in there. Driving psychology is a hobby of mine. Occasionally the wife is riding with me, and I say "hey watch, ______ is gonna happen" and then it does, and then she rolls her eyes at me (but I can tell she is impressed).
Fawking athletes who seem to be too good to put their hands over their hearts during the national anthem... Just stand there looking around as if it's a bother to them. They obviously ain't thinking about the men and women who give their lives so those jackasses can get overpaid to play games.
Really chaps my ass.... If you don't value and love America, get fawk out!
The new years resolution gym crowd. We all know you are going to quit in a few weeks, so save yourself the misery, get out of my way, and don't bother coming at all.
Fed Ex logistics. A package going from Raleigh to Charlotte has no business being routed to Memphis first.
(i know, nobody else shit matters)
I shortened it for you. Now where's my package?
TicketMaster, and concerts in general. Wife wanted to go see Bruno Mars, and I told her to find out what the ticket prices are. She says $205 for the bad nosebleed seats. I think the good seats are well over $1000.
Fuck. That.
This is why I don't go to concerts anymore. I didn't want to go see Bruno Mars anyway, but I digress....