Biggest douche-mobile

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by McCracken, Jul 16, 2014.

  1. XJfreakHO

    XJfreakHO Triad Trail Junkies

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    The owners of these cars are a couple... They are both supreme assholes. These are dealer loaners I believe because normally its a white f150 and a white mustang.

    However, they always double park and I always have the urge to buy that fake spray paint and teach them a lesson. Maybe this week I will.

    Wonder if its still technically vandalism if the paint is washable... Any LEO's know? Ill include a free carwash coupon with my note that says "The paint will wash off, but your still a douchebag"

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  2. Jeff B

    Jeff B Thanos was right

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    Just get some sidewalk chalk and do this. 8PneRMW.jpg
     
  3. Stuntman Autoworks

    Stuntman Autoworks Instigator of things

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    That is awesome I need some sidewalk chalk, there's a guy with a tj all "offroad accessory" fixed up that constantly parks diagonally in the corner of the parking lot.
     
  4. mommucked

    mommucked Endeavoring to persevere

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    I'd prolly squeeze my S-10 in there and watch them crawl across the passenger seat to get in the car :flipoff2:
     
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  5. BigClay

    BigClay Knower of useless ZJ things

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    Whenever I see someone double parked like that, and I am in my old beater, I park as close to their driver door as possible. I get that if you have some pristene show car that you drive on the road, you do not want scratches and door dings, so just park way the heck out in a parking lot and walk your douche a** a little farther.

    I agree the sidewalk chalk would cause less trouble.
     
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  6. Infamous1

    Infamous1 Well-Known Member

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  7. Roadwarrior

    Roadwarrior Member

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    I'm sorry your first 4 mirrors didn't work.. Try the ones up top..
     
  8. ManglerYJ

    ManglerYJ Well-Known Member

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    He sure is keeping the 3M Double-Sided Automotive Trim Adhesive Division in business......
     
  9. Bogleparsons

    Bogleparsons Well-Known Member

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    kill it!

    kill it with fire!!
     
  10. jbkelly0211

    jbkelly0211 Well-Known Member

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    Just saw a prime candidate for King deuche on I-85 just south of oxford. 2nd gen silver ram srw long bed. Hid headlights on pointing at the sky, squating like he had a bed full of lead. Tow mirrors at full stretch. Extra large salt life sticker across the back glass. Couldn't get the camera open in time.
     
  11. Hurley

    Hurley WTFab

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    DAT 190% CAROLINA SQUAT
     
  12. BRUISER

    BRUISER silent.. but deadly Moderator

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    Saw this at a stop light and figured it may fit in this thread. Stacks, mirrors up etc

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  13. mommucked

    mommucked Endeavoring to persevere

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    It DOES have a trailer hitch
     
  14. XJfreakHO

    XJfreakHO Triad Trail Junkies

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    Not gonna lie... I would rock that... It looks functional.
     
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  15. frankenyoter

    frankenyoter No Rain, No Rainbow

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    I've exited my vehicle on the passenger side for this very reason.
     
  16. frankenyoter

    frankenyoter No Rain, No Rainbow

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    I would too and pull the stacks off ASAP.
     
  17. buddyantunez1

    buddyantunez1 Well-Known Member

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    Lowered and stretched GSXR's aka SRAD's or Shrad's depending on what idiot owns one. Taking away from an extremely good handling machine to make it handle like a lazyboy or 78 E350 on blown out suspension. Not to mention removing one of the front rotors and calipers, greatly reducing stopping power, only making me wish these morons would ride them off a cliff.

    Don't even get me started on chrome plated engine covers and heat issues. Or muffler deletes and burned up valves.


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  18. shawn

    shawn running dog lackey of the oppressor class Administrator

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    Is that @greg slade's truck? Looks an awful lot like it. His does something stupid RWHP, though, so it can look like whatever the fawk it wants.

    Also, I'm pretty well tired of the tow mirror hate.
     
  19. buddyantunez1

    buddyantunez1 Well-Known Member

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    Negative. Greg's truck sits a good bit lower and doesn't have stacks. Much cleaner IMO

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  21. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    Anyone spotted the "soot life" stickers in place of salt life? Just as douchey. The owners usually drive around in sandles and Costa's and have never towed anything in their life.
     
  22. EdJonesJeeper

    EdJonesJeeper The Stig's NC cousin

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    :flipoff2: :)
     
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  23. retroedaddy

    retroedaddy Infidel

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    Haha that guy works at the Job Site I am working at off Weston in Cary. A few of his " Functional " metal spears on the front tires are missing now though. IDK if they fell off or some of the guys on the site wanted to be extra cool too. There is also a guy with a XJ that has a cold air kit that for some reason exits the hood right in front of the driver. I forgot about this thread or I would've got a picture by now.
     
  24. RobMcBee

    RobMcBee Slow n easy when you're not gettin greasy....

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    Just a lil douchery going on with this one.... uploadfromtaptalk1406151109122.jpg
     
  25. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    What is that? A lifted excursion?
     

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