Biggest douche-mobile

RobMcBee said:
I really hope no one dedicates their car to me in loving memory.... Those are usually the biggest pos's on the road
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Is there a time frame on the "In loving memory" stickers? One was in the shop today from '06. Please do not do this for me either, oh and don't get me started on them damn roadside memorials...........
 
you know...road side memorials have been done for years. Got one on a local 2 lane highway...nice tall stone with a metal fence...lady died in a car wreck at that spot in the early 1920s . Another stone marker on a back road,to a Methodist preacher killed at that spot while travelling on horse back...later part o the 1800s. Third of one locally was to a man who worked on the local railroad...killed while on duty,late 1800s. They are everywhere man has been through eternity and will continue till time ending.
Go to windrock and be cruising the paved road up the hill...never been wheeling where there were road side memorials.
 
iluv_mud said:
Haha that's what I thought it was on, but no slammed on coilovers.
Definitely paid by Mommy & Daddy.
I need to take more pics at work. Our shop does majority of alignments from Discount Tire so I see tons of brodozers and fugly wheels on fuglier cars.
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Own a shop and you cant work on a lowered car? Lol. Whose the douche ?
 
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Bad pic. And there was a lot of douchery on the front and sides, but you get the point.
 
If a vehicle is lowered to the point of not being able to lift it's not on me to spend an hour raising the suspension to fit before performing a 15 minute inspection
 
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Fabrik8 said:
Something about those apartments remind me of those Russian dash cam videos.
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Definitely thought it was Russia for a moment. It amazed me how much that place reminds me of the US. More like if the US and India had a baby, tall buildings, infrastructure, but with feces covering the street and public water that would give you dysentery if you consumed it.
 
Where is PJ Mallory the driving coach when man needs him?

A lot more angle on the approach and more momentum than a ford could provide and it would be on to happy illegal dumping! But being that it is a ford it might just end up on its lid with a big ol mess....
 
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Saw this on the way home from class this morning
 
GotWood said:
Turn them away because of altered suspension?
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This! First pothole he hits and the wheels fall off he comes running to you and blames you. I used to do a lot of car stereo for some local shops. Can't tell you how many cars we turned away that were complete fire traps and the owners wouldn't let us do a rewire. I seen a Cadillac (a nice one but ghettoed out) had two 0 ga wires run from the battery in the front, to two in the trunk, to two distribution blocks, and then 3 amps. Not a single fuse in the setup. Ghetto fabulous!
 
@iwaxmyjimmy I was up in Greenville today for lunch...went to Sam Jones' with my girlfriend. I was just going to say that basically every truck I saw in Greenville today made me want to set it on fire. There's not much middle ground...it's a bone stock grandpa truck or a mobile douchery!

Why do they do such things to otherwise good trucks just to get attention from other guys? Girls don't give a damn about how far it's squatted, the LED light bar across the roof, the roof rack with nothing on it, the color matched tow mirrors, the big rim/small/wide tires, or the horrible straight pipes you have with the 6" tips either 45'd out the back or angled down with only an inch of them sticking out from under the corner of the bumper...

I built my trucks like they are because I like them. They don't attract much attention anyway and that's how I like it!
 
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