Biggest douche-mobile

Had to use one today up near Lake Norman. They probably do work pretty well except when (and this is typical) some dumbass decides to go ahead and pull out even though traffic isn't moving, light turns red, he's blocking traffic, and now nobody's moving....... Genius! Absolutely freakin genius!
 
CasterTroy said:
Diverging diamond

And they opened Union Cross bridge in the rain, and only had the "lanes" marked with glorified chalk. Once it got dark the calamity ensued

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Just wait for all of the little ricers and douches to start passing everyone in the entry lanes for I-40.

No near-head-on collisions... yet. That is until all of the out-of-town people start flocking in to go to Burger King or visit family in the area. Thanksgiving seemed to go OK when I had to go through it then, but I'm sure Christmas time will be just grand.

I think its a waste of money. Some better ramps were all they needed to help out, or another exit just slightly further up I-40 to alleviate traffic. At least they widened the 311 overpass.
 
If peeps would just stop texting while driving AND while waiting at stoplights AND use the gas pedal when they need to, half of the traffic jams would not exist. When stupid, no driving idiots have a smart phone in their hand it makes them even worse drivers, intelligent drivers are often too absorbed in their devices to drive any better than a 13 yo w no experience. I have been run off the road, backed into, and narrowly avoided accidents on an almost daily basis driving around the triangle for years and it's getting worse. Lately I've noticed about 1 in 10 drivers blissfully tooling down the road a night w their high beams on, blinding me and some just leave them on when I return the favor. If cell phone records were examined in every accident I bet 75% or more would be guilty of fucking w their phones at the time of the accident. Put away your phone, STFU, and have some respect for other drivers just trying to get home or to work and move your ass down the road as quickly/efficiently as safety and the speed limit will allow..........rant off but may resume at any given time.
 
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mommucked said:
If peeps would just stop texting while driving AND while waiting at stoplights AND use the gas pedal when they need to, half of the traffic jams would not exist. When stupid, no driving idiots have a smart phone in their hand it makes them even worse drivers, intelligent drivers are often too absorbed in their devices to drive any better than a 13 yo w no experience. I have been run off the road, backed into, and narrowly avoided accidents on an almost daily basis driving around the triangle for years and it's getting worse. Lately I've noticed about 1 in 10 drivers blissfully tooling down the road a night w their high beams on, blinding me and some just leave them on when I return the favor. If cell phone records were examined in every accident I bet 75% or more would be guilty of fucking w their phones at the time of the accident. Put away your phone, STFU, and have some respect for other drivers just trying to get home or to work and move your ass down the road as quickly/efficiently as safety and the speed limit will allow..........rant off but may resume at any given time.
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That and new, young drivers that were raised with a DVD player in the back seat or headphones to zone out to. They never paid any attention to how their parent's drove so now they're clueless driving a 2-ton machine down the highway... along with all of the other kids that just got their license. That or their parent's were huge fuckups at driving too and their kids just learned from the best.

How many soccer moms have to be pushed onto the shoulder before they figure out "I should probably attempt to zipper into traffic instead of trying to part the red sea when getting on."
 
mommucked said:
If peeps would just stop texting while driving AND while waiting at stoplights AND use the gas pedal when they need to, half of the traffic jams would not exist. When stupid, no driving idiots have a smart phone in their hand it makes them even worse drivers, intelligent drivers are often too absorbed in their devices to drive any better than a 13 yo w no experience. I have been run off the road, backed into, and narrowly avoided accidents on an almost daily basis driving around the triangle for years and it's getting worse. Lately I've noticed about 1 in 10 drivers blissfully tooling down the road a night w their high beams on, blinding me and some just leave them on when I return the favor. If cell phone records were examined in every accident I bet 75% or more would be guilty of fucking w their phones at the time of the accident. Put away your phone, STFU, and have some respect for other drivers just trying to get home or to work and move your ass down the road as quickly/efficiently as safety and the speed limit will allow..........rant off but may resume at any given time.
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Ever since we turned the clocks back and it's gotten darker earlier, I too have noticed a marked increase in the number cars cruising with their high beams on. I've flashed my high beams at them and most of them just leave their's on. Tuesday night, I had the pleasure of passing a car that was barely doing the speed limit on 85 south and she was just merrily tooling around with her high beams on, shining into oncoming traffic and into the cars that passed her. What the hell is going on?
 
Croatan_Kid said:
@iwaxmyjimmyWhy do they do such things to otherwise good trucks just to get attention from other guys? Girls don't give a damn about how far it's squatted, the LED light bar across the roof, the roof rack with nothing on it, the color matched tow mirrors, the big rim/small/wide tires, or the horrible straight pipes you have with the 6" tips either 45'd out the back or angled down with only an inch of them sticking out from under the corner of the bumper...
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1 word:

Truck Sluts.
 
I will say that the one in Arden does seem to flow traffic better. So much of the afternoon traffic on Airport rd is headed for the Interstate. With this setup you end up with a thru lane and 2 Interstate access lanes (1 for east 1 for west) (it does look a little different than the pic on previous page)
 
Where else would you need your light bar other than parked at the subway...
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And yes he was parked. Was there at least 5 min with it on.
 
Courtesy of my 12 year old son in mt airy today.
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No placard in a handicapped space. I'm sorry if you can get in and out of that pos, you can walk your happy douchey ass across the parking lot. There are certain exceptions to that, but from the overall look of this particular douche mobile.......I find it hard to believe any apply.
 
Another douche in the company parking lot today....he was inside sporting the flatbill too. Tried to get a pic of that for the double douche prize but he evidently had the elusive douche ninja skill.


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aghh my eyes, WTF?? Hope he has some floor drains for the leaks coming in from around the half ass installed cab lights.
 
Ingles parking lot in lincolnton. There were a few notes like this one on the windhield.



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Double douche bag points for the decals combined with the squat..


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