Biggest douche-mobile

Croatan_Kid said:
@iwaxmyjimmy I was up in Greenville today for lunch...went to Sam Jones' with my girlfriend. I was just going to say that basically every truck I saw in Greenville today made me want to set it on fire. There's not much middle ground...it's a bone stock grandpa truck or a mobile douchery!

Why do they do such things to otherwise good trucks just to get attention from other guys? Girls don't give a damn about how far it's squatted, the LED light bar across the roof, the roof rack with nothing on it, the color matched tow mirrors, the big rim/small/wide tires, or the horrible straight pipes you have with the 6" tips either 45'd out the back or angled down with only an inch of them sticking out from under the corner of the bumper...

I built my trucks like they are because I like them. They don't attract much attention anyway and that's how I like it!
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I guess mommy and daddys money just gets wasted very fast here in town. Its ridiculous, my girlfriend even laughs like hell at these trucks. What cracks me up is how they all mean mug me when I pull up in my jeep with 37s at a stop light all wrapped up. And that picture was right down the street from Sam Jones BBQ. Can't wait to have my K5 on 43s and pull up beside one at a stop light.
 
Croatan_Kid said:
@iwaxmyjimmy or the horrible straight pipes you have with the 6" tips either 45'd out the back or angled down with only an inch of them sticking out from under the corner of the bumper...
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That's actually how I'm going to get my Truck's exhaust done after I'm done with my headers. Not for attention, but to keep the noise level in the cab down. It dumps under the bed now, which is worse, and I expected nothing else from the Mexican PO that had the truck before me.
 
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Dude was jamming out to some Taylor swift with the windows down for added coolness factor.
 
Those terrible stacks don't even look like they're the same length!
 
Y'all must be getting one of those divided diamonds or whatever they're called. Most people can't navigate a damn traffic circle much less one of those bastards.

Oh and those custom shops always start with a "K" lol
 
Bhudgins said:
That is the most retarded traffic pattern ever worse part of my daily commute hope that isn't permanent
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That's the way it's going to be. They definitely need to "hide" the other lane traffic lights because when first timers come through it's pretty hard to tell which lights are yours in the dark. Already saw 1 wreck right under the lights.
 
RobMcBee said:
Y'all must be getting one of those divided diamonds or whatever they're called.l
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Diverging diamond

And they opened Union Cross bridge in the rain, and only had the "lanes" marked with glorified chalk. Once it got dark the calamity ensued

 
CasterTroy said:
Diverging diamond

And they opened Union Cross bridge in the rain, and only had the "lanes" marked with glorified chalk. Once it got dark the calamity ensued

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This is dumb. Yes, there are less signals, but that means more waiting time because of the distance between signals and only 1 side can flow at a time. I'll reserve my comments about civil engineers. Just look at the pedestrian path. Looks like they are trying to avoid enemy fire.
 
jeepinmatt said:
I'll reserve my comments about civil engineers.
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You're a better man than I am then..because as a PM&E M/E I get tired of them taking up all the contingency money for "unknowns" before the building ever gets started :flipoff2:
 
I cant make sense of that train wreck. I hope those are not popular. What is the advantage?
 
OH, I don't crawl out from my rock much.
 
The first thew times I went threw them it was a cluster but after you do it a few times it flows pretty well and after the "learning curve" they should be more effective at moving traffic off of off ramps and keeping traffic flowing
 
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