Biggest douche-mobile

This is NOT a douche-mobile...but rather a paradox where I live: A Subaru that's NOT driven by a gender neutral, Hillary supporting, Labradoodle toting, whole foods parking lot trolling, PAT....but rather a DUDE with some clearly UN-liberal views (Hillary for prison :rockon: )
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Somewhere there is a lot of rear lift kits collecting dust.


Saw this gem today. You can kind of make out the light bar
 

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Chris_Keziah said:
Not necessarily buy it can be a douche factor multiplier. Simple clean mounted reasonably sized bars are ok as long as they are used within reason.

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so a 50" light bar on a jeep that actually gets used off road... douche? yes or no
 
Loganwayne said:
Do you drive around with it on at all times? Drive with it on at night while on roads and blind all oncoming traffic?
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absolutely not... so i will guess not douche.... i just put mine on, i haven't even used it yet cause i haven't been off road since i installed it.


i had a guy last night in a mini van that had a small light bar on the grill that blinded the hell out of me while on my way home from work...
 
Loganwayne said:
Do you drive around with it on at all times? Drive with it on at night while on roads and blind all oncoming traffic?
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Or drive with it on while on the trails in the middle of the day?

I can't begin to tell you how many douche-bars (see....it's bad news already when they're CALLED douche-bars) I see on at high noon at URE on the trails.
 
In order to use bright offroad lights at night you must be the first in line or wheeling by yourself. Bright offroad lights are a nuisance if you are in line anywhere but first. Unless you are desert running at night (which is what inspired the lights) then light bars are for looks only.
 
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I just had this interaction w/ a douche on Facepage
 
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Falko said:
Of everything on all gizillion pages of this thread, posting on Facebook that you "went for a drive and stopped at the VFW to thank a veteran" is the most self serving, deuche-iest thing I've seen hands down
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DSM Turbos said:
Light bars on the top of the windshield also glare back at you off the hood.
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Ive seen that posted a few times.
If you have the right combo bar and have it mounted and aimed properly it shouldnt touch the hood. If its glaring off the hood Id bet its installed upside down or just aimed poorly.
 
Couldn't snap a good picture but the douche is rampant down here in Orlando. Walking to dinner last night there was a group of brodozed diesels all cruising with their lope tunes turned on and the tractor rap blaring. The couple in front of me turned around and asked "whats wrong with those trucks?" They both got a good laugh when I told them the dumbass behind the wheel was the issue.
 
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