How do I get my roommate to stop having loud sex?

[86yotarover]

Ask your roommate to see if she's willing. Then find out what it's all about, never know you might like it. And she's just a pc of good ass.

 

[13bullets]

how about you just tell him. if subtle remarks don't work, just come right out and tell him. "hey, why don't you and your fucken whorebag girlfriend keep it down, i'm not getting laid right now so the noise is really pissin me off".
or you can make it a competition (teach your hand to scream and moan)

This, just be straight with them...

He did.

Well like the title says my room mate keeps having sex with his gf to the point where you can hear it over then tv. Go in my room and can still hear the ass slapping and occasional moans and grunts. Tried to be nice and mention something and no changes..... Tried embarrassing them in front of friends and they are to stupid to understand..... Tried yelling "SHUT THE F*%# UP" but I'm starting to think that encourages them lol. Any suggestions?!

 

[kaiser715]

Next time they get started, invite her mom, dad, or big brother over for afternoon tea.

This happened at a shared house when i was in college. Big brother wasn't happy (and she wasn't 18).

 

[13bullets]

 

[Blaze]

Take a dump in her shoes while they are banging it out.

 

[86yotarover]

Next time they get started, invite her mom, dad, or big brother over for afternoon tea.

This happened at a shared house when i was in college. Big brother wasn't happy (and she wasn't 18).

You need a damn good quality one, the cheap ones won't last. When your giving it to her I found that out the hard way.

 

[Jeff B]

time for the bucket of cold water, if they act like stuck dogs treat them as such..

 

[13bullets]

I bet they're not even having sex. They're just in the bedroom bouncing on the bed and moaning, just to piss you off.

 

[mbalbritton]

Hell, next time, run in there grab him by his hips and help him pound it harder! When he stops and asks WTF are you doing, tell him you figured you might as well help him out since he feels the need include you audibly into his sexual en-devours!

Or next time she comes over, hand her a ball gag and give him a pair of snow gloves.

 

[DSM Turbos]

Jealousy is a bitch!

Set off the fire alarm every time they start.

 

[Andy J.]

Make some 'modifications' to his bed frame so it breaks in half next time or is super squeaky? Put some roadkill under the mattress? Hide all his condoms?

I like the fire alarm idea. Seems like that happened once or twice when I was in school.

 

[Bogleparsons]

We wanna see what this girl he's been taking to pound town looks like.

 

[Jeepjunky87]

Leave barn yard/ animal noises playing extremely loud on your computer once you hear your room mate has started and leave the house for a little while

 

[RatLabGuy]

I love this thread.

 

[braxton357]

Hide one of these in his room
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/c427/

 

[RenegadeT]

 

[mommucked]

Leave barn yard/ animal noises playing extremely loud on your computer once you hear your room mate has started and leave the house for a little while

I was thinking loud, crying baby sounds!

 

[mbalbritton]

I kinda like Tony's idea ^^^

Maybe walk in half nekid while undoing your pants and ask him if she was cool with his idea for the double team! and which end does he want you to start on.

 

[snappy]

Arent you one of Rickys camera guys????? Come on, use what ya got!

 

[snappy]

Think american pie.....

 

[Paul]

Arent you one of Rickys camera guys????? Come on, use what ya got!

Yes he is.
Was thinking along the same line as you Snappy!

 

[snappy]

Yes he is.
Was thinking along the same line as you Snappy!

Thanks dad....
Ps post the video!!!

 

[benmack1]

Wish I was the noise maker

 

[rodcycle]

Ask them to get married.....

 

[86yotarover]

Having 2 pages and 50 post. I think we need pics of this girl.