How do I get my roommate to stop having loud sex?

Man up and ask them when they leave the room if they can keep it down.

Sent while I should have been doing something constructive...
 
86yotarover said:
Maybe it just seems loud, due to your lack of getting laid.
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It's not that I don't get laid or I'm jealous he does. Like I said I have a girlfriend myself. Just sucks when you are sitting in the living room watching tv or I'm on my laptop and all I can hear is moans groans and ass slapping. I get it you pay your money every month to rent a room but c'mon a little courtesy wouldn't kill anyone would it?
 
Call the girls boyfriend and tell him where and what is doing.....should stop the noise and help with the roommate problem as well....
 
pgaloustian said:
It's not that I don't get laid or I'm jealous he does. Like I said I have a girlfriend myself. Just sucks when you are sitting in the living room watching tv or I'm on my laptop and all I can hear is moans groans and ass slapping. I get it you pay your money every month to rent a room but c'mon a little courtesy wouldn't kill anyone would it?
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Your right about the courtesy thing, just your being to nice about it. Get on your angry serious face, walk in and tell them to shut the fuck up. I'd walk in kick the damn bed hard enough they felt it, say shut the fuck up bitch. Make sure you look her in the eye's, letting her know you mean business. Who knows maybe she thinks your a pussy or a bitch to your roomate.
 
write up letters that look like they're from a doctors office addressed to your buddy. have them say stuff like "your tests came back positive" and stuff like that. when hes out of the apartment, put a big stack of them on his bed. that way they have to move them when she comes over for boning time
 
Add lube?
 
Just get his mom to call when his plaything is over. Or get her dad to stop by for a visit!
 
Close your eyes and pretend that what you're hearing is actually Bar Rafaeli bending Kate Upton over the arm of the sofa. Proceed to helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college.
 
Do they still make itching powder? Dust his bed with it! That'd be pretty funny if nothing else.
 
A different take on one that has already been mentioned: Play audio of a baby crying really loud. That will kill a sexy moment fast!
 
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