How do I get my roommate to stop having loud sex?

Ok to clarify a few things since I've been slacking on my own thread.

1.) yes I have a gf but dont get to see her every night cause she has work early in the morning and college/hw at night. With that being said competition is very difficult
2.) they are smart they lock the doors. So walking in on them might not be the easiest thing.
3.) you guys asked for pictures so here ya go lol
 

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If she is doing it knowing you are there and being loud, you aren't going to embarrass her into stopping. She most likely has a strong exhibitionist streak and gets off knowing some one is listening.

Only other choice is to drive a wedge there "damn you are the only girl who makes a peep with him you must like small ones"

Then throw the double flip offs.
 
Ron said:
If she is doing it knowing you are there and being loud, you aren't going to embarrass her into stopping. She most likely has a strong exhibitionist streak and gets off knowing some one is listening.

Only other choice is to drive a wedge there "damn you are the only girl who makes a peep with him you must like small ones"

Then throw the double flip offs.
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That or she wants you to join.
 
pgaloustian said:
3.) you guys asked for pictures so here ya go lol
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ergh. I'd have to brown bag that to make it work. And yes, the only way... it would be uncomfortable and loud on her part.
So I kind of understand now.
 
Invest in some of those stink bombs you buy at firework stores in the little glass capsules just straight sulfer stank them out. Or maybe a water gun like spraying a cat. Ayyyy cat...pussy.... Yuppp it'll work

If not invite every buddy you know over. Cook some popcorn and get some beer and everyone wait quietly till it's over, when they come out cheer like it's NASCAR. Hell get an amp and microphone set up and have your own college game day play by play hahah
 
I wouldn't kick her out of bed free of notice..... but that's just me. He must not be doing it right because when you do they can't make any noise and then they twitch a few times and immediately after, they'll make you a sandwich and turn on the tv.
 
novacayne75 said:
Im still trying to figure out what all the fuss is over?
Banging and moaning never offended me but I guess I respect a job well done.

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I with ya on this Chris. This smacks a bit of jelousy(sp) to me. Maybe not with the ho but perhaps your roomy doin something you aren't.
I'm just happy somebody somewhere is getting somethin at sometime.
I talked with the Pope this mornin and he said he was fine with it as long as he(roomy) doesn't use protection.
 
pgaloustian said:
Ok to clarify a few things since I've been slacking on my own thread.

1.) yes I have a gf but dont get to see her every night cause she has work early in the morning and college/hw at night. With that being said competition is very difficult
2.) they are smart they lock the doors. So walking in on them might not be the easiest thing.
3.) you guys asked for pictures so here ya go lol
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Call animal control and tell them a wild homeless cat is stuck in your house and you need them to remove it. By the looks of the pics they need to use gloves a d check for rabbis
 
ord.sgt.26NC said:
I talked with the Pope this mornin and he said he was fine with it as long as he(roomy) doesn't use protection.
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rodcycle said:
Call animal control and tell them a wild homeless cat is stuck in your house and you need them to remove it. By the looks of the pics they need to use gloves a d check for rabbis
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First the Pope and now Jews too? This thread keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Duane
 
Put a bunch of pictures of yourself naked on the cieling above the bed.
 
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