How do I get my roommate to stop having loud sex?

FrontPorchFab said:
A different take on one that has already been mentioned: Play audio of a baby crying really loud. That will kill a sexy moment fast!
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I'm guessing you dont have kids?

Thats code for "We both better hurry up and finish or someone is going to be disappointed."
 
Ron said:
I'm guessing you dont have kids?

Thats code for "We both better hurry up and finish or someone is going to be disappointed."
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haha nailed it
 
Record audio and play back as they begin next time. Most people get weirded out at how dorky they sound recorded during their money shot. If nothing else, he "may" realize how loud they actually are and calm it down a notch. He may decide to come beat your ass. Who knows. If it escalates to violence, I hope he puts pants on first. Nude hand-to-hand combat would be awkward.
 
ManglerYJ said:
Record audio and play back as they begin next time. Most people get weirded out at how dorky they sound recorded during their money shot. If nothing else, he "may" realize how loud they actually are and calm it down a notch. He may decide to come beat your ass. Who knows. If it escalates to violence, I hope he puts pants on first. Nude hand-to-hand combat would be awkward.
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Not unless they make eye contact.
 
ManglerYJ said:
Record audio and play back as they begin next time. Most people get weirded out at how dorky they sound recorded during their money shot. If nothing else, he "may" realize how loud they actually are and calm it down a notch. He may decide to come beat your ass. Who knows. If it escalates to violence, I hope he puts pants on first. Nude hand-to-hand combat would be awkward.
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...............more awkward if she jumped up and came to beat your ass! :eek:
 
For goodness sake, if this is still going on, man up. Bang on the door and scream "stop fuckin' so loud". If you don't, or won't, you deserve to have to listen.
 
Drop a hand full of legos in front of his door while they are bangin when its time for the after sex pee, bam Lego land mine.then make up a lame excuse about dropping them on "accident" due to the loud noises
 
So we need to know if anything has worked, update please haha
 
walk in on them in a sumo diaper and scream I LOVE YOU JOHNNY all while rubbing chunky peanut butter on yourself and with nipple tasseles! lol
 
Well, we know who needs to see a therapist....
 
No help here but this thread is priceless. More suggestions and updates are necessary
 
You think she's loud now, just be glad I'm not the one plowing her or the neighbors would complain :D :huggy:
 
pgaloustian said:
Ok to clarify a few things since I've been slacking on my own thread.

1.) yes I have a gf but dont get to see her every night cause she has work early in the morning and college/hw at night. With that being said competition is very difficult
2.) they are smart they lock the doors. So walking in on them might not be the easiest thing.
3.) you guys asked for pictures so here ya go lol
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she needs to do some damn situps....
 
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