Wile E Coyote super genius tree limbing.......
I had a big branch hanging off the old Oak tree beside the driveway/house after Mathew broke the top out that broke this limb and another about 50' up that I will be "removing" soon.This branch was 35' up and 4" of live White Oak where it snapped and was hanging straight down. I cracked/broke a rib the day of the hurricane slipping on the deck after taking this picture of some of the treetop on her car, and it was 10 days before I felt like trying to clean the shit up. W the help of the pain pills and a few or 4 shots of tequila I cut just enough to get to the back porch w my ryobi 18v chainsaw. Paid for that for the next few days
after I felt better I roped the branch to my S10 and tried to rip it off. I pulled it 5 times and all it did was sling the back of the truck till it was a straight line.I tried not to break the 1000 lb rope. I tried 2 more times in weeks and failed again. Last night after work I pulled on it again w a running start and broke the rope. Now I was mad. I had a beer or 3 and hatched a plan. I had 2 sticks of bamboo about 18' long under my shelter.I lashed them together w gorilla tape, grabbed a bunch of old socks and a bottle of lamp oil............walla I'm gonna burn that damn branch down. I knew Wile EC would approve when I found the lamp oil..........
I rolled up the sock on the end of the pole poured the oil on and lit it. Then I hoisted the fire to the broke branch.It took 3 socks/torches to get the branch burning but it was still green and the fire went out after 10 mins. The socks would burn for 3/5 mins and then fall down on the ground like a fireball. I roped the branch again and pulled w the truck, nothing. So I pulled the branch away from the tree and tied it off to get more flame on the break and hit it w a few more torches..it burned a while but went out after 30 mins.
While sitting in a zero gravity chair w a beer watching the fire burn down I got an idea. I had rolled the socks up as in the picture to make the torches. Now I soaked a whole calf sock and just stuck the cuff over the sharp tip of the pole. I carefully raised it over the branch @ the break and draped it over the limb.Then I lit another torch and lit the sock, then I had real fire up there.......
It burned for 20 mins before the green wood snuffed out, I untied the branch and started swinging it back and forth, it was loose now. I did this for 10 mins. and then I twisted it. I was able to twist it around twice/720 and kept swinging on it till I was to tired and gave up, that branch kicked my ass.
Today after work I grabbed it again and started twisting it again back and forth, then I got 3 twists then 4, it finally snapped off w the 5th twist. I cant believe how tough that piece of wood was.
vvvv this is the treetop.