Random Thoughts.....

Nothing worse than having to take a shit as soon as you get out of the shower.

Well, not making it out of the shower is a little worse....especially if you can't waffle-stomp that turd down the drain and hide the evidence from your wife
 
As long as you don't mess it up, it should be fine.

She ain't a lady if she ain't 280!

How many more times today can I drop my damn phone?

I (fill in the blank).... But I don't (fill in the blank) like THAT.
 
Well, not making it out of the shower is a little worse....especially if you can't waffle-stomp that turd down the drain and hide the evidence from your wife
Trying desperately to not hysterically laugh out loud with too many people around that don't exactly share my fawked up sense of humor...see, this is why I shouldn't browse NC4x4 at work! :lol::lol:
 
Well, not making it out of the shower is a little worse....especially if you can't waffle-stomp that turd down the drain and hide the evidence from your wife
We have a hair-clogging problem due to the residents of our shower having too much of it.... the solution turned out to be this filter thing that sets in the drain you can pop out to clean. When you take it out, it means the drain is just big 3" hole.

... meaning no waffle stomp needed.....
 
It's that kinda night....

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Did trump create space force because he found out about aliens?
 
I just remembered I left my long prybar sitting in the booth at a chicken wing restaurant in Lugoff. Sumbitch.
 
I just remembered I left my long prybar sitting in the booth at a chicken wing restaurant in Lugoff. Sumbitch.
Damn concealed carry has changed...
Man must take some unique leverage to pick up a waitress in that place.
 
Damn concealed carry has changed...
Man must take some unique leverage to pick up a waitress in that place.
Well....it was in my back pocket.
I was trying not to poke a gaping hole in anything, not exactly trying to squeeze into one.
:D
Not there anyways.
 
Perfect weather to go into the shop and get things done. Heading there now. Crank up the tunes and the heater and I am good.
Best idea I've heard all week.
 
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