Random Thoughts.....

[RatLabGuy]

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water."

Tbis makes no sense, why would a well be on top of a hill?
Especially in the 17th century when this rhyme appeared.... wells would be in the lowest areas bc that's where water flows

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

Maybe "fetch a pail of water" was code for they were going to go up the hill to have sex?

 

[jeepinmatt]

To be fair they also had water towers since like the 12th century. So it could be that. But they were probably gonna go play doctor.

 

[willness33]

To be fair they also had water towers since like the 12th century. So it could be that. But they were probably gonna go play doctor.

To be faaiirr

 

[LT1JEEP]

Maybe someone took the pail up there and left it and they to get it.

 

[YotaOnRocks]

Or maybe the government is forcing Jack and Jill to go fetch the pail of water for Jeff, who sits in his house and leeches off others for a living.

 

[GotWood]

Jack and Jill ran up the hill in 60 seconds flat. They Jog and swim and keep in trim without an ounce of fat. Jack and Jill strive no thrill from staying up past 9. They're sworn of booze and both refuse a glass of beer or wine. Jack and Jill are never ill they're careful what they eat. Small Wonder they're the dullest pair you'll ever want to meet.


This is a poem I read from Mad Magazine as a kid and still remember it!

 

[ponykilr]

The True Meaning of Jack and Jill

What does the nursery rhyme Jack & Jill really mean? Is is a parable of two friends or siblings watching out for each other? Choose your favourite version

discover.hubpages.com

 

[RatLabGuy]

There is of course the Andrew Dice Clay version

Jack and Jil lwent up the hill
Each wit ha buck and a quarter
Jill can down with two fifty.

What a f*cking whore.

 

[willness33]

There is of course the Andrew Dice Clay version

Jack and Jil lwent up the hill
Each wit ha buck and a quarter
Jill can down with two fifty.

What a f*cking whooa.

Fixded

Reminds me, Ford Fairlane could be added to the list of shittay movies.

 

[Cherokeekid88]

How is it folks 10 years younger than me are 100x more dumb?

It's amazing how kids in their early 20's (not all, but most) do not know how to do basic stuff? like add or realize its called a checkING account not checkings...

 

[Ron]

How is it folks 10 years younger than me are 100x more dumb?

It's amazing how kids in their early 20's (not all, but most) do not know how to do basic stuff? like add or realize its called a checkING account not checkings...

 

[Loganwayne]

There are plenty of extremely wealthy people that are jerk offs, but honestly the biggest jerks we deal with are the people who want you to think they have a whole hell of a lot more money than they do.

 

[sawdoff]

So now do I trade ammo for plywood so I can trade plywood for gas?

 

[CasterTroy]

So now do I trade ammo for plywood so I can trade plywood for gas?

If you have enough ammo...you don't NEED to bargain for plywood nor gas...

 

[XJsavage]

@ponykilr 's butt gave me nightmares.

 

[sawdoff]

If you have enough ammo...you don't NEED to bargain for plywood nor gas...

I wasn't going there quite yet. But when the shtf....

 

[ponykilr]

@ponykilr 's butt gave me nightmares.

Think what it did to me!

 

[sawdoff]

is it wrong to ask the drywallers whats the Mexican equivalent of "monkey fucking a football"?

 

[XJsavage]

is it wrong to ask the drywallers whats the Mexican equivalent of "monkey fucking a football"?

The Hondurans I befriended and worked with called them "blue people".

 

[CasterTroy]

The Hondurans I befriended and worked with called them "blue people".

I've heard that the booshie Hispanics refer to the construction class Hispanics in a derogatory way by calling them "Neons" Which is hilarious because I have 2 neon vests in my trunk......though my shirts are generally so loud, I'm not required to wear a NEON vest when I'm on the jobsite

 

[ckruzer]

I've heard that the booshie Hispanics refer to the construction class Hispanics in a derogatory way by calling them "Neons" Which is hilarious because I have 2 neon vests in my trunk......though my shirts are generally so loud, I'm not required to wear a NEON vest when I'm on the jobsite

you have speakers in your shirt? are they bose or pioneer? what trim level are you on Tuesdays?

 

[CasterTroy]

you have speakers in your shirt? are they bose or pioneer? what trim level are you on Tuesdays?

Kraco or GTFO

 

[Ron]

If you didnt have triaxials you werent shit back then.
These bad boys played more Skynyrd and AcDc than should be allowed by law

 

[ponykilr]

Ahhhhhhj

Jenson 6x9s…..

Takes me back.

First car

First Jeep

First 4Runner