Random Thoughts.....

[CasterTroy]

Al Sharpton (vulture/preacher/opportunist)


Checkmate knee grow

 

[XJsavage]

Condaleeza Rice! Vulture/opportunist/woman

Oooooohhhhh (somebody dropped their lunch tray).

 

[anvilrubi]

The reverend William barber and moral mondays. A shit show be glad your not beaten with a inch of your life.

 

[jeepguy242]

Sounds like he needs hookers and blow.

And fire trucks

 

[sawdoff]

if youre delivering sheetrock mud to a job at 905 saturday night, its time to rethink things...

 

[kaiser715]

"Somewhere a tree is making oxygen for you. Go apologize to it."

 

[1-tonmudder]

So I met a new employee today that was hired for me by a corporate HR person.

Dude doesnt drink alcohol, because 'he doesn't see the point'
Doesn't like to hunt or fish because 'nature is boring'
Drives a late 90s Camry because 'Vehicles arent important to me. just a mode of transportation'
Doesn't like sports because 'Waste of societies resources'
Isn't married.
No kids.

I am supposed to turn this fantastic ball of clay into a sales professional in the construction industry.
I have no clue what he is going to talk to people about. I'm struggling here.

About how his mom has the basement decorated or that one time he stole the neighbor ladies panties.Or maybe your on an episode of undercover boss.

 

[jeepinmatt]

"Somewhere a tree is making oxygen for you. Go apologize to it."

That tree should thank me for the CO2!

 

[CasterTroy]

Its amazing how no one believes in telekinesis until they go bowling

 

[orange150]

Its amazing how no one believes in telekinesis until they go bowling

 

[RatLabGuy]

I know it sounds crazy, but I've learned that ginger ale is the only soda that isn't half bad once it's completely flat. Basically like a sweeitish thick tea.

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

I bet Bruce Jenner isn't getting anything for fathers day today.

 

[Jus Jim]

Apparently Muslims in the UK don't like to be run over. Who knew?

 

[UTfball68]

Decided to post here instead of hijacking the other thread...

That's just the natural progression when Rompers are lyf.

Was googling for a pic for those of you that may not know what a Romper was...and I couldn't pass up clicking on this headline. Crocs, RompHims and now lace clothing for men:

Get ready, guys: Lace pastel shorts for men have arrived

 

[jeepinmatt]

Decided to post here instead of hijacking the other thread...



Was googling for a pic for those of you that may not know what a Romper was...and I couldn't pass up clicking on this headline. Crocs, RompHims and now lace clothing for men:

Get ready, guys: Lace pastel shorts for men have arrived

Never saw any men in that article.

 

[XJsavage]

Singing pervertedly reworded pop songs in occupied public restrooms is now one of my favorite pastimes.

 

[BrianGreen]

Singing pervertedly reworded pop songs in occupied public restrooms is now one of my favorite pastimes.

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

 

[TARider]

Singing pervertedly reworded pop songs in occupied public restrooms is now one of my favorite pastimes.

If I'd have known that was you I'd have said hi.

 

[sawdoff]

Its too damn hot to spend the afternoon in a junkyard getting a motor running and pulling parts. Its worse when you probably arent gonna buy the motor.

 

[XJsavage]

Its too damn hot to spend the afternoon in a junkyard getting a motor running and pulling parts. Its worse when you probably arent gonna buy the motor.

You recited EXACTLY what's on my mind word for word, substitute motor for 14 bolt.

 

[mommucked]

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin are proof that aliens do exist.......

 

[XJsavage]

Speaking in a heavy British accent when confronted by a panhandler will cause them to walk away immediately. Not sure why but it works.
I guess they're afraid of getting "pound".

 

[ProbablyBroke]

I've started asking panhandlers for money before they can give you their bs.

 

[Tim C]

I never realized exactly how far Dodge tow mirrors stick out until I had my F250 parked on this guy's invisible car trailer at the Bojangles drive through. F250 mirrors stick out a good ways but I didn't have to unbuckle and hang halfway out the window to grab my steak and egg biscuit!

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[UTfball68]

I never realized exactly how far Dodge tow mirrors stick out until I had my F250 parked on this guy's invisible car trailer at the Bojangles drive through. F250 mirrors stick out a good ways but I didn't have to unbuckle and hang halfway out the window to grab my steak and egg biscuit!

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Are there telescoping dodge mirrors??? I flipped mine out on the new truck and they were ridiculously far out, but I swear not as far as some I've seen.