^ < v

^Was once incarcerated in downtown Wilmington for "yodeling while driving".
<Camps more nights in one month than most do in several years.
vIs a direct descendant of King George.
 
^ is homeless so yea he camps when he don't stay at the YMCA
< family came to america in 1752 and yes they had slaves
v passed out only once while drunk
 
^ doesn't want to remember
<gets it up when @shane woodall mom is in town
v went to the doctor for an erection lasting more than 4 hours
 
^ got a band aid put on his pee pee
< last good time was july 24th 1998 (aug 1st i got spinal cord damage)
v wishes he had a girlfriend not a boyfriend
 
^ girlfriend gives me plenty of company
< is thinking why the heck is it going to be so warm on Christmas
v wishes Santa would sit on his lap for a change and they could talk about the first thing that pops up
 
^is researching old men on a 4x4 site instead of homework
< is about to diamond up for an engagement ring...o_O
v needs to get off the toilet reading nc4x4...
 
^everybody is entitled to one mistake
< getting married is the best thing I've ever done
v needs to decide his gender first
 
^ Will know my gender when I slap him in the face with it

< Trans-species, identifies as a horse

v Hetero-phobic
 
^ Severely lacks horse characteristics from the waste down.
< Can beat a horse in endurance, any day
V enjoys waking up with hoof prints on his lower back.
 
^ Thinks I don't understand:shaking:

< Forgot about this thread

v Just figured it out.
 
^ That is way too much responsibility to lay on me
< Really wish I was still wheeling in Harlan
V Wishes they could've wheeled this weekend
 
^went to one of my favorite places to wheel
<Did go wheeling at Gulches Saturday (with Bill and Ted :driver::fuck-you:)
V Didn't have an Excellent adventure this past weekend.
 
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