^ < v

^ ate his playdough in the safe space
< learned ICU sucks
V Chuck Norris goes to his house for a 'safe space'
 
^is jealous chuck Norris feels safe at my house
< can round house like chuck Norris !
v is proud to be :gay:
 
^ maybe in denial about pole smoking
< Had to really think about what king Barry O was
v Probably already knew who king Barry O was
 
^ username looks like the fins on my radiator
< damn right he love's mamma's cookin'
v hasn't been the same since Nov 8
 
^couldn't find his safe space on nov. 9th
<been a happy camper since nov.9th
v loves camping brokeback mountain style
 
^ has old flattys
< has old flattys
v wishes he had old flattys
 
^ is defiantly correct
< just wants an LJ Rubi 6 spd
v really wants a pink Miata

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^ couldn't handle a Jeep
< Is looking at buying an LJ as soon as I sell a couple XJ's
v Wants to buy a couple XJ's
 
^ appreciates a smooth knuckle ball
< has em hangin for ornament only
v just started singing Christmas balls
 
^ he said 'balls'
< just put out a damn fire at his factory - a LITERAL friggin fire
v would rather be 'wheelin
 
^ knows good fun
< Likes the swamp music- but too cold this time o year
V Things coon hunting is an activity by dudes wearing sheets
 
^is a dude wearing a sheet disguised as a moderator.
<LIVES the swamp life. No introduction music needed.
v Probably listens to rap music.
 
^ likes country rap
< only listens to rap music when headed to the exit of the store I WAS going to spend money in
V rap 'hood name is "Twinkie"
 
^ wishes it was "long"
< nothing skinny about it
v has no idea what wakeyleaks is
 
^is correct. No idea.
<Once dated a deaf African American chick and took her out to a bluegrass concert. Really.
v while in college, applied for a job at Victoria's secret, but was denied, simply because his butt is just too small.
 
^ thats fucked up
<does have a small butt, but Shanes mom doesnt complain
v wants to know who shanes mom is
 
^ too much info and what he likes to "blow"
< wishes it would snow balls deep
v wishes he knew how to use that thing called 4 wheel drive
 
^ balls deep on who? Dylan?
< 4 wheel drive? the Jeep salesman said something about mashing some button when I got to a speed bump at the mall?
V web wheeler
 
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