^ < v

^ dreams of being teabagged by a midget
< is not a real midget, but could play one on tv.
v will imagine midget balls everytime they drink tea.
 
^ I bet has a midget porn collection
< glad I don't drink tea
v would like to see Dylan's midget porn collection
 
^ only knows I'd like it because he's already seen it
< drinking tea right now and no midget balls insight
v likes to lick midget balls after drinking tea

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^ Would rather have giant balls tickle his chin
< Needs a new 4.0 head for a 98 XJ
v pays to GIVE head
 
^ can't clean the gingers chimney because @shane woodall mom won't get off my dick
< needs to finish one of the many projects at the house
v got gonasyphaherpalaids from a male hooker in housing projects
 
^ trying to fool a brutha with them big words
< going to the urban dictionary to see what the hell he is talkin about
v wondering the same thing
 
^Is likely to not have gonasypha....something since it was probably invited after the Cival war.
<Got as far as gonasypha and gave up trying to pronounce it.
vIs the mad scientist responsible for inviting gonasypha.....something.
 
^ Too dumb to recognize the combination of several STD's

< Too smart to be fooled by big words

v Believes the Electoral College will play in the Rose Bowl this year
 
^ is determined he doesn't have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
< EC is a losing bet no matter where they play
v is scratching his head right now
 
^gonasyphaherpalaids causes hair loss
< uses enough beard oil so lice just slide ride out
V should grow a beard
 
^ envying the beard I'm sportin
< loves a cedar scented beard oil
v has something fishy in his beard
 
^is possibly metro bc he uses scented beard oil!?
< uses dirt and sweat scented beard oil...
v wishes his beard didn't smell like laytex and last nights mistakes!
 
^ doesn't know his girl wears latex and goes by the name "Miss Takes" on Backpage
< Never make mistakes. Once thought I did, but I was wrong
v Is know on Backpage as "Mr. Takes"
 
^goes by the name "Got wood" on BP. As verified by his tramp stamp.
<Has no stamp of tramp but only a few homemade tats done with needle and Indian ink.
vHas an arm sleeve tattoo of the Ethiopiain flag.
 
^ is in denial about the rainbow tramp stamp he woke up with after a drunken night out
< also likes scented beard oil
v is still trying to figure out how to grow a beard
 
^ wishes his beard was as badass as mine
< loves his grave before shave beard balm
v has a Mexican porn star mustache


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^ may be correct
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v likes to give mustache rides
 
^She....looks hideous.
<Has the sexiest full beard on here.
vRecycles his own pubic hair in attempts to have a sexy beard, but hasn't found the right glue yet.
 
^ wishes he could sit on my lap
< would actually like to play Santa once my beard goes white (sure won't need any padding in the stomach area haha)
v thinks Justin Beiber is a great artist
 
^ afraid to admit it himself
< son (12) says the idea of Santa is really creepy (fat man watching you all the time)
v wishes he could yodel
 
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