^ < v

[BigBody79]

^ at your house
< while running out the door
v was next in line

 

[AppStDave]

^not worth waiting in line was it?
<having whataburger for lunch
Vneeds to buy beer for everyone tonight

 

[Ron]

^ Didnt want me to go first and ruin it
< Scared his wife will read this
V Drives too slow

 

[Papa_Jon]

^ post way to much in this thread
< should be asleep
V is going to say sumthing lame

 

[UncleWillie]

^doesn't text from under cars

<Sent the wife on an important mission

v wont have a clue what any of that means.

 

[bowtieman55]

^reads me like a book
< fears the beard
v throws like a girl

 

[trailhugger]

^ beat up by a girl
< is a bulletproof tiger
v fears the HBIC

 

[ord.sgt.26NC]

^thank you ma'am,may I have another!
< has testicles in jar by door over the TV.
v wishes had testicles

 

[RedJames]

^ wife has his testicles in her purse
< is full of pizza
V look out for that cop in your rear view

 

[broncosbybart]

^ eats his pizza topped with a nice italian sauage

< thinks this is hilarious

v laughs like a girl

 

[Jweezy]

^ sounds like a porn name
< laughed like a girl
v keeps thinking about meat

 

[RenegadeT]

^ drives like a girl
< got beat by a guy driving like a girl in a ford
v can't drive

 

[zjguy]

^ drives a mini van
< aced driver's ed
v needs to go to driving school

 

[broncosbybart]

^ got it

< gets it all the time

v never got it once

 

[Jweezy]

^ get it
< got it
v good

 

[mbalbritton]

^is correct
<damn good
v looooser

 

[Dylan W.]

^ does not recognize pure talent
< pure talent
v thinks it is cold in my shadow

 

[broncosbybart]

^ shadow is shorter than that of a 5th grader

< thinks pure talent shouldn't roll over at least once every race

v agrees with me 100%

 

[GotWood]

^ shadow is too short to keep me cold
< taller than ^

V taller than ^

 

[Jweezy]

^ lol
< lol
v lol

 

[Papa_Jon]

^ not very funny
< funny looking
V really funny looking

 

[broncosbybart]

^ looks like he doesn't know what he is talking about

< is looking for some dessert

v favorite dessert is a banana split minus the ice cream but with nuts

 

[Kamel]

^ Has posted in this topic WAY too much....
< Having a drink or three or twenty
v Can smell my fart

 

[Dylan W.]

^ breath and farts smell the same
< only rolled over 4 or 5 times in 15 races.. and is laughing at post 68 and 69
V is as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

 

[Papa_Jon]

^ smells every1 farts there eye level
< Last time posting in this thread
V wants to be like me