^probably had the Hook n ladder.
< is tired, yet occupied by throwing peanut shells at random people.
V was spotted last week driving a Nissan Altima through Target parking lot playing the hit single "what what (in the butt), loudly.
^ Was waiting on a ride in said Nissan
< Only rode shotgun in Nissan, and the song was "Chocolate Rain"
v Just looked up "Chocolate Rain" and will be humming it for the rest of the day
^would make a great mexican food truck driver
< is 5 deep into a splendid day of day drinking; Kias lack room for a large enough cooler.
V Has a courtday today because of accusations of forgery involving Elvis autographs.
^Homeless guy told me that Velvet was the real shit when I handed him a Benjamin
<listened to my moms 8 track tapes, owned a Sony walkman, and bought a CD player in 1986
V Never heard of Billy Thorpe or Aldo Nova