Biggest douche-mobile

I know there are flat-billers, but what do you call one that is driving a lifted Wrangler wearing a toboggan when it is 99 degrees outside? I spotted one of those geniuses this weekend.
 
VortecJeep said:
I know there are flat-billers, but what do you call one that is driving a lifted Wrangler wearing a toboggan when it is 99 degrees outside? I spotted one of those geniuses this weekend.
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you sir have stumbled upon what is know as a "hipster"
also usually sporting skinny jeans, some sort of flannel and has a skate board most likely tossed in the back seat.

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Saw this at a softball tourney yesterday. At first it's a semi late model Tahoe with bro rims...but look closer.

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Those are factory rims with a black rattle can pattern. Not sure if douche or thrifty brilliant
 
CasterTroy said:
View attachment 224808 Passed 5 separate groups of these absolute douschbags

They're the ONLY reason to tune a diesel to roll coal
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I did not realize that the Tour deFrance was making a leg through Wallburg this year. I bet the Peloton is a bitch to pass on back roads.
 
Double douche Monday!!
Mint Hill NC

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Thought I was witnessing a semi-brodozed 6.0 PSD kersploding tonight on the way home...a little haze from the exhaust so I knew it was turned up. But it was pouring white smoke from up around the cab area....as I got closer, it turns out the dude was just vaping up a storm. :lol::lol: White sunglasses and all.
 
We were in MB last week and that place is crawlin w cars/trucks that's had stupid shit done to em.
 
talk junk about the citation if you want but my wife had one when we first started dating and I did right perty work kneeling down in the rear floor board of that thing.Kind of like having one of them tall beds if you get my drift.
 
RatLabGuy said:
not sure how this makes a douche? Just a cheapskate.

It's not like they're asking $10k like most other folks these days
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It's as ugly as a K car, pinto, most of the AMC cars of the 70/80s etc. I would think they'd ask more for it cause most of them are gone to the crusher. I can't remember the last time I saw a citation on the road, at least a decade.
 
CasterTroy said:
Are they on the road in that car in this pic?

As a result, they are laying claim to the entire lane as if they do "see above quoted requirement for keeping right"



Same

I live up the street from a 4 way stop that's some popular route for road bikers. Watching them blow thru that 4way 50 at a time DEMANDING you just sit and wait for them all to break the law while riding 3 wide daring you to pass kind of grates on your nerves after a few years.

Honestly I'm shocked this doesn't happen weekly

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I feel your pain. I see them on Gumtree all the time.
 
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