Biggest douche-mobile

That would be cool if it didn't have the, light bar, bumper, fenders, windshield surround, the hood, the light pods, the wheels, the tires, some dumb ass sticker on the hood, all the stickers on the back, all the green stickers on the windshield, the green hitch, or a black one with gay wheels in the background. Did I mention the guy that drives it? Well you remove those couple things and I think I could drive it...
 
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Only if I had a chance to take a picture every time I drive here in Fla. Half this state belongs in here but here are a couple I managed to get

He could have easily parked in one of those two spots and parked partially in the corner so someone could use the other spot. This is a crowded parking garage in shopping plaza and this one is attached to a two story la fitness. I flicked him off when I was leaving and he was getting into it

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This next douche was constantly accelerating to blow smoke, body was terrifyingly horrible, gay wheels and even more gay driver. Admittedly I’ll put myself in this thread with my M3 as I proceeded to put him and his slow as truck in his place
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And finally, was really unfortunate cause the girl driving this mustang was a cute blonde but then she turned and I saw her bumper stickers...

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CasterTroy said:
This is such a stupid trend


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Of course they black out the windows so no one can actually see the douche behind the wheel....not that I can't imagine that it's some foghat (use your imagination) with a three-hair goatee, barber school dropout haircut, flat billed cap on with the bill pointing at 7 o'clock with a t-shirt the size of a mumu....
 
Always loved the Fox body’s but the few I have had got LX taillights every time cause I hated those “louvered” GT ones. License plate on that one is ghey tho.
 
Not sure where to start w/ these two. Yes, those were actual holes cut in that rear bumper and they have matching trunk antennas. How about that tail pipe on the right and #DatStanceDoe

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As if your invisible trailer wasn't taking up enough room, but probably so is your stomach cancer.
 
rcalexander105 said:
Not sure where to start w/ these two. Yes, those were actual holes cut in that rear bumper and they have matching trunk antennas. How about that tail pipe on the right and #DatStanceDoe

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That camber in the rear!! My eyes are bleeding.. i bet that required modification to achieve on top of lowering achieved camber.. looks like it's almost 20-25*. Eesh.
 
a_kelley said:
That camber in the rear!! My eyes are bleeding.. i bet that required modification to achieve on top of lowering achieved camber.. looks like it's almost 20-25*. Eesh.
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Oh it was bad! That picture doesn't even do it justice compared to what it looked like straight on
 
Yeah, that's not a space, but apparently if you drive a Porsche mom mobile to a super busy Lowes, then I guess you get special privileges.

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broncosbybart said:
Oh man, that gives me an idea.

Patent now pending- so none of you can steal the next big thing in accessorizing.
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Sorry but truck twats is already taken.

What's next? Donkey dick windshield wipers? Gas cap shaped like a monkey's asshole?

Who can name what that's from?
 
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