Mall Crawler life.... It takes a lot of hard work to be this big of a poser. I've had several people reach out to me and they were all like "brah.... I get it, I don't have to actually be fast to snap necks at the mall, I just need to buy the shiniest parts with the most recognizable brands on them, and bolt them onto my rig." And I'm all like, yes, that is the first part, but if left alone, all that does is make you a douche. To be a
Mall Crawler, you have to put in waaaaay more effort than that. So to help, I've put together a very complex pie chart that highlights my day:
So as you can see, it's a very complex balance of the most important things in life. I'm happy to go into more detail if you want to meet at my office.... And by office I mean my Selfie station at the South Park Starbucks.
And speaking of good looking, its really difficult to be hardcore when TSA is all going through your Louis Vuitton carry on at the airport because your supplements set off the Xray buzzer. I will say, it was an interesting conversation when the security guard pulled out my "C4" pre-workout powder.
And speaking of beef, some parts are starting to roll in for my C5TJLS1TypeR swap. Tilden LSx Oil Pan- This was the shiniest one we could find. I'm not sure what else it does.
And speaking of shiny, Tim at LII picked up the Advance Adaptors LS Swap radiator for the C5TJLS1TypeR. Gauge pod panel arrived as well, but we haven't decided on which gauges yet. Any suggestions on which ones are most baller?
And speaking of cleaning things up, I've had a few nagging issues as well that Liquid iron Industries is addressing. One of which was my seat spacers (I made spacers out of a TJ Transfer Case Drop Kit), Tim had some slick aluminum spacers cut to clean up the area a bit.