15 or so years ago, our church did a big expansion. They were down to doing the parking lot, and we had a Saturday event coming up. They left their equipment parked where we needed to be set up. Had promised on Friday it would be moved first thing Saturday morning, still there at 8am Saturday. Dozer, scraper, grader. When the guy finally showed up about noon, he was cussing and blowing his stack. The equipment that was *here* was now *there*. One of our guys was in the business, and had his CAT keys in his truck. We were all just "Nope, they were over there when we got here. We just figured you came early." Buddy with the keys quietly walked away.