Random Thoughts.....

[Infamous1]

Unless you're in Georgia. Than its 30.

It was NC and maw was a PBR woman!!

 

[RatLabGuy]

Maw Maw always said "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not".

Unless you're in Georgia. Than its 30.

You have 30 hour days in Georgia?
Holy Hell

 

[XJsavage]

You have 30 hour days in Georgia?
Holy Hell

Those midnight trips to Morris mtn seemed longer than usual.

 

[1-tonmudder]

If a gallon of half/half antifreeze is $7.44 and a gallon of straight antifreeze is $9.57 why cant I buy a 1/2 gallon for the $2.13 or a whole gallon for $4.26?????

 

[zuke]

If a gallon of half/half antifreeze is $7.44 and a gallon of straight antifreeze is $9.57 why cant I buy a 1/2 gallon for the $2.13 or a whole gallon for $4.26?????

Because there is a $2.65 Convenience surcharge for the guy with the hose adding water at the factory!

 

[McCracken]

If a gallon of half/half antifreeze is $7.44 and a gallon of straight antifreeze is $9.57 why cant I buy a 1/2 gallon for the $2.13 or a whole gallon for $4.26?????

Shit man, this ain't Burger King.

 

[Jus Jim]

A group of twelve cows is called a flink.

 

[6BangBronk]

How do you explain to the boss that you absolutely LOVE your job! It's the jack-ass you work for that gets to you???

 

[mbalbritton]

Whom ever designed Ball joints to be pressed into the outer knuckle should be stoned to death!!!

 

[GotWood]

Whom ever designed Ball joints to be pressed into the outer knuckle should be stoned to death!!!

Maybe that was the problem

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

Daylight savings time: You have the same amount of daylight.........so why does it matter if the clock says 8 or 9?

 

[NC_IslandRunner]

Daylight savings time: You have the same amount of daylight.........so why does it matter if the clock says 8 or 9?

Because.

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10.
It's simple meth.

 

[RatLabGuy]

Daylight savings time: You have the same amount of daylight.........so why does it matter if the clock says 8 or 9?

because getting up at 8 hurts more than 9.

 

[98_tj]

The day lights savings time is hell

 

[moldman05]

If you don't like daylight savings time then maybe we should switch to Metric time. It would be a good reason to buy new clocks and watches. Everything would be easier. Look how much better wrenching is with 2 sets of every tool except hammers, screwdrivers, and pliers which are the only tools really needed for repairs

 

[RatLabGuy]

If you don't like daylight savings time then maybe we should switch to Metric time. It would be a good reason to buy new clocks and watches. Everything would be easier. Look how much better wrenching is with 2 sets of every tool except hammers, screwdrivers, and pliers which are the only tools really needed for repairs

What, you don't have a metric hammer?

 

[Chris_M]

I have a metric adjustable wrench.

 

[XJsavage]

I don't always go into public places. But when I do I smell of fish bait, wood smoke, cigarettes and beer. Old friends have a look of horror upon seeing me and old people usually run away.

I love the Savage life.

 

[mommucked]

I just realized it's been more than 2 months since the wife first told me I needed to trim my beard...............and I have not done it yet

 

[kaiser715]

The day lights savings time is hell

It confuses the hell out of my dog.

 

[Jus Jim]

I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

 

[98_tj]

I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

My brother had an unmarked cop car ride his ass on a 2 lane road where the speed limit is 55, as soon as it went from 55-35, he flipped on his lights.

 

[TARider]

If a cop was riding my ass, I'd have slowed down ahead of the 35 sign.

Just kidding, that sucks.

 

[drkelly]

because getting up at 8 hurts more than 9.

Who the fuck gets up at 8am? I haven't slept that late in probably 10 years or more.