Random Thoughts.....

[Wes]

If I write it "knee grow", is it still offensive?

 

[Jason W.]

In my best singing voice, I,m dreaming of a flood warning Christmas, one that feels just like July....

 

[Jus Jim]

that standing rib roast is going to be lip smacking good.

 

[Infamous1]

Hope my first brisket is good......

 

[BigBody79]

Full custom garage is my new favorite show.

 

[XJsavage]

Low country broil on Christmas day. Brilliant. Leftover low country broil the day after Christmas. More brilliant.

 

[Loganwayne]

Why does everyone have to be such a dick at there job. It's not like I forced them to take that job

 

[RatLabGuy]

Why does everyone have to be such a dick at there job. It's not like I forced them to take that job

If it makes you feel any better, I prefer to be a dick all the time.

 

[mommucked]

...I wonder if Cliffs first brisket was good.................















....or did he make some expensive jerky

 

[CasterTroy]

The buzzer for a microwave/oven must be the tone as a toddler in a grocery store (mom mom mom mom mom) because a woman/mother will ignore the hell out of both

 

[paradisePWoffrd]

The buzzer for a microwave/oven must be the tone as a toddler in a grocery store (mom mom mom mom mom) because a woman/mother will ignore the hell out of both

If their toddler is anything like mine, answering won't stop them repeatedly saying your name. Might as well ignore them.

 

[RobMcBee]

If I ignore my toilet running periodically, will it eventually get mad and stop....

 

[criket]

The wind is blowing = present tense
The wind blew = past tense
The light is glowing = present tense
The light glowed = past tense Why isn't it "the light glew"? English is very confusing at times

 

[Infamous1]

...I wonder if Cliffs first brisket was good.................















....or did he make some expensive jerky [emoji38]

I don't know, I got a few burnt ends while carving(which were good) and sit it on the table and by the time I broke up the fight over it there was none for me!! lol

 

[98_tj]

Well, a guy parked a pos truck in the pool parking lot behind my house. Truck looks like it might have some bullet holes in it so we called the cops. Turns out the vin and tag dont match dmv records.

 

[98_tj]

He may or may not have a few flat tires in the morning, neighborhood kids can be kinda rough on unwanted cars parked in a dark parking lot behind bushes...

 

[mommucked]

There is a difference in appearing to be tough, thinking you are/acting like you are tough and actually being tough

 

[Lizooki]

The buzzer for a microwave/oven must be the tone as a toddler in a grocery store (mom mom mom mom mom) because a woman/mother will ignore the hell out of both

Yeah, same with a stove beeper. Never understood why my wife sets the timer on the stove , and then ignores it for 10 minutes .....

Matt

 

[XJsavage]

Wasn't it just snowing like a week ago?

 

[Jus Jim]

Rode in the snow on Goat Trail Saturday and it was 65 deg and sunny. Seemed odd.

 

[Loganwayne]

I am surprised at the amount of people looking to buy a 7.3 and willing to easily zed pay over 10 for one

 

[obullfish]

My Dad always said: son if you're going to be stupid you had better be tough.

 

[DirtyMo'XJ]

Mom always said,
"If you're gunna drink all day its BEST to start early!!!"

 

[Infamous1]

Maw Maw always said "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not".

 

[XJsavage]

Maw Maw always said "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not".

Unless you're in Georgia. Than its 30.