Random Thoughts.....

There's a good chance I'll be up that way one weekend coming up. My buddies and I were talking about floating kayaks down from that landing and going to hwy 72. I've never launched a boat on that one though.
And yeah that sounds SKETCH!! 😆
Well- Dalton's is about 5 miles from the house. You better holla if you that close.
There are a couple of chutes and fun areas for a kayak there and a bit chill water too
 
Well- Dalton's is about 5 miles from the house. You better holla if you that close.
There are a couple of chutes and fun areas for a kayak there and a bit chill water too
Certainly will!!
It'll be before the weather gets cold.

I'm saying this when it's not even August yet.
 
But you also add real life scenarios…like eating $10 of Taco Bell…waiting a half hour before running the 100m…and at the finish line people have to pull their keys out of their pockets to unlock the portapotty at the end of their lane.

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I use my pocket knife almost everyday for something. It baffles me when another man asks me if I have a knife on me. Of course I do.
truer words, I can’t imagine going a day without a pocket knife, I carry two daily and some nights sharpen both
 
If a car makes open carry concealed.... Is it still concealed if you don't have doors??? (Left side carry)
What if it's just tube doors?
 
Saw where USA womens soccer lost again giving them no shot at a gold nor silver....but still at bronze.

Never been so happy for a US Olympics team to lose.
 
your a better man than me, all my knifes are stupid sharp except my pocket knife i always forget to touch it up.
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Well the little one works great for cleaning nozzles and cutting boxes open rope, etc. Ideally the big one is to be kept sharp for self defense, emergencies, cutting really tough shit but they both sharpen pretty quick with a good angle guided sharpener like the worksharp field sharpener
 
Saw where USA womens soccer lost again giving them no shot at a gold nor silver....but still at bronze.

Never been so happy for a US Olympics team to lose.
Yeah I despise that one chick.
 
I never thought I would be searching for reviews to find the best mechanical pencil and pen, but here I am.
 
I never thought I would be searching for reviews to find the best mechanical pencil and pen, but here I am.
 
I never thought I would be wading through posts by dudes on an offroad forum blabbering about finding the best mechanical pencil and pen, but here I am.
 
I think spectrum has gotten worse than the car warranty people. I dont have spectrum and they wont run cable to my house. Back off the phone calls.
I have never had Spectrum nor lived in an area where they were the provider, they don't provide anywhere near here but I still have my old 336 area code number. They call me all the time about service.
 
I have never had Spectrum nor lived in an area where they were the provider, they don't provide anywhere near here but I still have my old 336 area code number. They call me all the time about service.

I would be ok if they called me. I just have them for internet, as they are the only reasonable option. I would like to tell them that their service and customer service sucks, as many times as I can.
 
I would be ok if they called me. I just have them for internet, as they are the only reasonable option. I would like to tell them that their service and customer service sucks, as many times as I can.
I get the automated call then press "1" to talk to them about their deals. When I do that, the quickly hang up on me when I tell them they don't even service my area. I'm going to start getting creepy when I talk to them for giggles.
 
I'm going to start getting creepy when I talk to them for giggles.
My wife calls her 80yr old mother and usually gets the unsolicited 411 on her ailment of the day. Her mother is a hypochondriac that rarely leaves the house and believes her diagnosis from Wed-MD to be 100%accurate despite what her doctors have told her. I'm going to start recording her 30+minute long doctoral thesis diagnosis's and pressing play right after I press 1 to speak to someone. We shouldn't suffer alone...right?
 
The joys of parenthood, random thoughts from my 4.5yo at dinner:

4.5- Daddy, I have a question
Me- go for it, what’s up
4.5- Are you Shrek???
Wife- (spews her drink)
Me- Listen here you little…I mean, no sweet heart, I’m not.
4.5- (visible confusion)
Me- I know, I’m big like him and cranky…but I’m not green, so I can’t be Shrek.
4.5- (nods in acceptance)
4.5- So are you sasquatch???
Wife- (still gasping for air from the last question, probably just peed herself)
Me- Yes, dear (Batman voice) I am sasquatch
4.5- thought so, your arms aren’t long enough to be a gorilla.
Me- FFS

I caught the full heat of that roast.
 
I know what I'm buying Ben for Halloween.

Although there seem to be multiple options here.
 
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