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I can’t stand when people at work sit around and congratulate each other and the team on delivering a project under budget, and with great success, when they damn well know they missed the mark.

Why do people feel the need to do that instead of calling it for what it is, the good and the bad. If you don’t discuss the bad, you won’t do better next time. You’ll do worse.
 
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Noel said:
Can you fold up the 7th and save it for the next round? Asking for a friend
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If it's at your friend's house absolutely
 
How to tell if you're old:

Take an accidental fall. If the people around you laugh, you’re still young. If they rush to help you up, you’re old.
 
I had never really watched a game of handball before. Thank you Olympics.
Its like... basketball, but dribbling a ball is too much extra work so lets take that out and use a shrunk down soccer goal instead.
 
“Being married is great. I recommend it to everyone.” - Some Sarcastic Asshole at midnight after being in a ‘big fight’ with his wife that he wasn’t even upset about or invested in because he had no idea that saying “why do you not get ice cream flavors that I like?” 3 hours earlier is saying that she’s unappreciated and he doesn’t understand how much she does and apparently “I understand exactly how you feel” is the wrong way to answer that too. Or at least that’s what I heard from a guy. Who didn’t eat any ice cream because the only option was fake strawberry kids cones. But is still the bad guy. :laughing::rolleyes:
 
jeepinmatt said:
“Being married is great. I recommend it to everyone.” - Some Sarcastic Asshole at midnight after being in a ‘big fight’ with his wife that he wasn’t even upset about or invested in because he had no idea that saying “why do you not get ice cream flavors that I like?” 3 hours earlier is saying that she’s unappreciated and he doesn’t understand how much she does and apparently “I understand exactly how you feel” is the wrong way to answer that too. Or at least that’s what I heard from a guy. Who didn’t eat any ice cream because the only option was fake strawberry kids cones. But is still the bad guy. :laughing::rolleyes:
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Best advice I could give is that this guy should have told his wife that his mom always got the ice cream he liked.
 
trailhugger said:
Just make your own... Protein Ice Cream Recipe - MISSION: Capable.
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Funny you mention that…
After I finished offending my wife, I made what we call “Two Banana” for the 3rd day in a row. She always takes bananas that are overripe and cuts them up and freezes them. You take an about 2 bananas worth, 2 tablespoons of cocoa powder, 1 heaping tablespoon of peanut butter (or 2, I love peanut butter!) a handful of mini chocolate chips, and a splash of milk and put it all in the food processor for about 30-60 seconds and out comes this wonderful concoction that is similar to ice cream and pretty darn healthy.

And in case anyone is wondering what’s up with the name, it derives from this:
 
jeepinmatt said:
And in case anyone is wondering what’s up with the name, it derives from this:
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I was all excited until I heard this song. But now - fuck you bc I know I'll have this in my head for way longer than I want
 
jeepinmatt said:
Funny you mention that…
After I finished offending my wife, I made what we call “Two Banana” for the 3rd day in a row. She always takes bananas that are overripe and cuts them up and freezes them. You take an about 2 bananas worth, 2 tablespoons of cocoa powder, 1 heaping tablespoon of peanut butter (or 2, I love peanut butter!) a handful of mini chocolate chips, and a splash of milk and put it all in the food processor for about 30-60 seconds and out comes this wonderful concoction that is similar to ice cream and pretty darn healthy.

And in case anyone is wondering what’s up with the name, it derives from this:
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If you google “nicecream” you will find similar recipes.
 
orange150 said:
If you google “nicecream” you will find similar recipes.
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Yeah, I think it’s been brought up on here before.

Guess what though. Got home today and there was a box of chocolate kids cones and 2 tubs of good flavors of Tillamook ice cream.
 
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