^ < v

^wishes he could get stuff in a jar as good as mine
< prefers margritas because REK sings about them
V is the guy REK talks about dating his sister
 
^ has a jar full of Champagne punch and homaide eggnog but prefers Texas Pride beer
< IS an ole desperado guilty of a dreadfull selfish crime
v has dollar signs in both his eyes and moonlights as a Hank Williams impersonator called "The Great Hank"
 
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^ needs to stop peeking when i pee
< knows that's not a toe, its draggin the ground
V now understands that me being short in height has its advantages
 
^ true because then nobody asks you to grab stuff off selves (I'm 6'4")
< sometimes hates being tall
V was the midget in project x that was shoved into a stove
 
^ watches too much B movie shat and whines about being too tall because he can't dribble a basketball
< only hates being tall when I bump my hard head on stuff and likes straight Mezcal and sweet senoritas, not sour margaritas
v Will say something about the previous poster, that may or may not be relevant
 
^ is pretty clever with his blue ox
< is still breast feeding
v better come up with something good.
 
^is feeding after me
<is nice enough to clean up after feeding
v should get in line for thirds and hope gotwood cleaned his slobber off the boobs
 
^ is bumming a race jeep
< heads out for CA in a few hours but would rather be at the race
v wishes he was as cool
 
^Will fit in well in Cali (with the long haired hippies)
< Is trying to make it Harlan
V Is scared to ride to Harlan with me
 
^ both wrong and right
< hates hippies giving his locks a bad name
V also envious of the full head
 
^ is wrong on so many levels
< hates time change and was ready for bed at 6:30
V wishes we could continue talking about boobs ( so does < )
 
^is right
<LOVES boobs
V doesnt like boobs
 
^ has man boobs
< sucked on boobs last night
v wants to show us his girls boobs
 
^ wishes I'd let him see my lady's boobs
< fears the wrath of his lady
v fears his man's purple headed moisture meter will choke him again tonight
 
^ snuggles with Dylan now
< never did, used holes to holes or poles to poles
V goes by poles to holes as his moto
 
^knows I have boobs to play with at home
<wishes to play with them nightly
v probably uses baby powder under sweaty man boobs
 
^likes the feel of hot warm air on his balls while looking at his Justin Beiber poster
<still has Farrah poster up
v no clue who Farrah is
 
^ whitewashed the first one, and laminated his 2nd FF poster for durability
< likes dizzy blondes also
v prefers women w hairy armpits, who rarely shower
 
^ Thinks I have his taste in women
< Dug this up from the grave
v Is fed up with the JF thread
 
^ at work on a Sunday?
< on the way back to NC from VA
v is tired of JF shit but loves the entertainment
 
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